The name of “No More Tears” shampoo advertises its (supposed) non-irritant nature for when a disgreeable kid inevitably gets it in their eye. If its use actually prevented crying, I’d be washing my hair with that stuff just to makecit easier to chop onions.
And if a shampoo can prevent things like crying and tantrums, why stop there? “No More Sickness”? “No More Hunger”? “No More Wounds”? A bottle that SAYS “No More Wounds” but is actually a bottle of “No More Upper Body Strength” that had its label swapped and was surreptitiously sent to my enemy’s house?
I can see a market for bottles of “No more”. Fifty-fifty it’s just something (strongly) alcoholic, but it could turn out to be cyanide… for those without hope *and* hair.
If hippies smell, it’s usually not because they’re unclean. That was just the more, shall we say, ‘legal’ excuse for the earthy odors that tended to cling to them because of their lifestyle.
The name of “No More Tears” shampoo advertises its (supposed) non-irritant nature for when a disgreeable kid inevitably gets it in their eye. If its use actually prevented crying, I’d be washing my hair with that stuff just to makecit easier to chop onions.
And if a shampoo can prevent things like crying and tantrums, why stop there? “No More Sickness”? “No More Hunger”? “No More Wounds”? A bottle that SAYS “No More Wounds” but is actually a bottle of “No More Upper Body Strength” that had its label swapped and was surreptitiously sent to my enemy’s house?
I’m not greedy, just give me a bottle of ‘No More Allergies’ and I’m a happy camper.
“No More Hunger” shampoo is just a bottle of chocolate syrup
I can see a market for bottles of “No more”. Fifty-fifty it’s just something (strongly) alcoholic, but it could turn out to be cyanide… for those without hope *and* hair.
If hippies smell, it’s usually not because they’re unclean. That was just the more, shall we say, ‘legal’ excuse for the earthy odors that tended to cling to them because of their lifestyle.
Ah good old terpenes are so very aromatic.
Lithiated Childrens Shampoo, now with more lithium! For those parents that can’t afford laudanum.
Does chloroform help with tangles? If so, I have a product idea…