Any man who arrives at the gym in a suit and tophat is either an #UpperClassTwit or trying to perform a #SelfImposedChallenge. Have you ever tried to do any physical activity in formalwear? Lack of garment flexibility means you need to rip something to do much, and the fabric doesn’t breathe that well, so you’ll be sweating like an animal at a drum kit. And the top hat is just asking to fall off when you lie down for bench pressing and sit-ups, or else knocked off on your way up the chin-up bar.
Side note: Adam, were you and your family at an official Star Wars event/park (or Disneyland/Disney World) recently? I got a YouTube frontpage* video about a young girl named Leia interacting with one of the actors, and the thumbnail showed a bearded man onlooking. I’d hit “search” before I could click on it and it wasn’t there when I backed up, so I couldn’t get confirmation.
*by “frontpage”, I mean “default listing on the app when you have no watch history and they just show you a combination of popular, new, and paid-ad videos.
Not that he actually did gouge out his eyes in the last panel. He was just testing out the sunglasses. And hey, who hasn’t mistaken boobs for an elliptical machine?
Any man who arrives at the gym in a suit and tophat is either an #UpperClassTwit or trying to perform a #SelfImposedChallenge. Have you ever tried to do any physical activity in formalwear? Lack of garment flexibility means you need to rip something to do much, and the fabric doesn’t breathe that well, so you’ll be sweating like an animal at a drum kit. And the top hat is just asking to fall off when you lie down for bench pressing and sit-ups, or else knocked off on your way up the chin-up bar.
Side note: Adam, were you and your family at an official Star Wars event/park (or Disneyland/Disney World) recently? I got a YouTube frontpage* video about a young girl named Leia interacting with one of the actors, and the thumbnail showed a bearded man onlooking. I’d hit “search” before I could click on it and it wasn’t there when I backed up, so I couldn’t get confirmation.
*by “frontpage”, I mean “default listing on the app when you have no watch history and they just show you a combination of popular, new, and paid-ad videos.
Got an extra “out” in the last panel.
Not that he actually did gouge out his eyes in the last panel. He was just testing out the sunglasses. And hey, who hasn’t mistaken boobs for an elliptical machine?
Everyone who has touched either boobs or an elliptical machine?
#RhetoricalQuestionBlunder
Damn, just how badly has your life been ruined?
-A fellow troper