A human’s not capable of drinking enough coffee to cause anything more than insomnia, you want something more concentrated. Except you don’t, because the actual effects of having that much caffeine are just system shock and cardiac arrest. If you want to get superpowers by food consumption, you’re better off setting your cup down in a biohazard or something.
Okay, I take offense to that. Point A, I’m male, and I think nun is a female-exclusive term (although if I’m mistaken, I retract this point). Point B, I don’t partake in ANY belief system whose worshippers are considered ‘nuns’, and deeply resent being referred to as such.
A human’s not capable of drinking enough coffee to cause anything more than insomnia, you want something more concentrated. Except you don’t, because the actual effects of having that much caffeine are just system shock and cardiac arrest. If you want to get superpowers by food consumption, you’re better off setting your cup down in a biohazard or something.
Oh you’re no fun. He’ll never become a comic book superhero with that logic.
Or any logic. Ignorance is the mother of heroics.
Nuns. No sense of humor.
Okay, I take offense to that. Point A, I’m male, and I think nun is a female-exclusive term (although if I’m mistaken, I retract this point). Point B, I don’t partake in ANY belief system whose worshippers are considered ‘nuns’, and deeply resent being referred to as such.
I drink an entire pot of every day and all I do is stub my toe a lot.
Or, more likely, these will be the hallucinations you’ll have as you give yourself a caffeine-induced aneurysm.
To-may-to, To-mah-to.
Inside your brain, they are both equally real.
“Nope. You’re just crying coffee.”
Nice! I wonder if that’s how Superman gets his power from. (At least his heat vision.)
It’s a quote from an old movie called Highlander. I don’t think the intention was to call you a nun.