I’ve never BROKEN a nail. But frequently I’ll been trimming them, and I get the clip at a weird angle that doesn’t cut clean, and instead of just making a second cut like a sane person, I’ll pull on the fricker, which (A) hurts like a digit, and (B) tears off way more of the fingernail than I mean to.
Also, I’ve never had Pez. I know what a Pez dispenser is, but I’ve never had Pez.
My nails don’t break, they shred, but I’m with you. Fingernails are weird and way less useful than they could be. They’re like claws that gave up halfway through.
I’ve never BROKEN a nail. But frequently I’ll been trimming them, and I get the clip at a weird angle that doesn’t cut clean, and instead of just making a second cut like a sane person, I’ll pull on the fricker, which (A) hurts like a digit, and (B) tears off way more of the fingernail than I mean to.
Also, I’ve never had Pez. I know what a Pez dispenser is, but I’ve never had Pez.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNN-PC2BJmo
My nails don’t break, they shred, but I’m with you. Fingernails are weird and way less useful than they could be. They’re like claws that gave up halfway through.
But… then they’d be even MORE attractive to nail-biters.
…although, they might qualify as emergency nutrition. A disturbing auto-cannibalistic sort of emergency nutrition, but hey…
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OH LORD IN HEAVEN HELP ME AAAAUGH OH GOD THE BRAIN BLEACH WHERE IS IT AAAHH