Fightin’ Words
I originally wrote the “Kentucky Handshake” as the “Louisiana Handshake”. As it turns out, there’s already something called the “Louisiana Handshake”. Something I won’t write here. I’ll let you guys go find out for yourself.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
Just discovered your comic, and I think it's fantastic! Great writing and very cool minimalist style.
Thanks a lot!
You know you alone are responsible for pushing "Louisiana Handshake" up in Google ranking…
I can't decide if that makes me proud or ashamed.
Be proud! Be VERY proud!
pretty sure you should be proud. . . just not when i'm at school with the safe search off and click "i'm feelin lucky"
What's amazing is that no other state than New Jersey would have worked there.
Haha, this is my favorite one. I hope you make some money from these because these are good.
Lol
New Jersey Boob-Job… I literally can't stop laughing.
New Jersey Boob-Jobs are no laughing matter.
They hurt.
This reminds me of that incident here on Brazil in which venuzuelan president Hugo Chaves fooled president Lula and nacionalized all the Petrobrás plants at Bolivia.
He then hugged Lula from behind with a grin in his face, and there are pictures of that.
People called it the "Bolivian Hug" technique.
Seriously:
http://desciclo.pedia.ws/wiki/Abra%C3%A7o_Bolivia…
as a Louisianian, I'm both a little horrified and amused at the phrase "Louisiana Handshake". Just for clarity, I've never introduced myself in this manner; generally I get to know the person a little first 🙂
There's always the Chelsea Grin.
discovered a comic of yours on funnyjunk.com and liked it, now I’m reading a ton of your comics, they’re hilarious, also if you put someones mouth to the curb and stomp on their head it is a russian mouthwash
As a Kentuckian, I’m proud in admitting my ancestors came up with the Kentucky Handshake, although it did originally involve a horse’s leg.
I know what you mean!
Great, now I’m gonna be up all night wondering if a “New Jersey Boob-Job” is physically possible.
Here’s a riddle: When is a Croquet Mallet like a billy club? I’ll tell you: Whenever you want it to be.
What’s a frog’s favorite sport?
Croak-et.
https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/fightin-words/
American phrases for violent acts
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Narrator: If someone nails you to the floor and beats you with a croquet mallet…
Narrator: …You’ve received an “Alabama backrub.”
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Narrator: If someone rips your arm off and shoves it up your bum…
Narrator: … you’ve received a “Kentucky handshake.”
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Narrator: And if someone kicks you in the shins so hard that your nipples fall off…
Narrator: … You’ve received a “New Jersy boob-job.”