Bug Martini

Discussion (17) ¬

1. 
   Captain Scratchy

   December 13, 2009, 10:29 pm | # | Reply

   Darn sleepwalkers. They're so much more productive than I am.
2. 
   Revolverhawk

   January 25, 2010, 7:53 pm | # | Reply

   OKay…this is funny.
3. 
   Biligum

   February 17, 2010, 12:15 pm | # | Reply

   Or that even more rare case, the sleepwalker who does ALL FOUR AT THE SAME TIME!

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     You'reNotEvenRe

     January 22, 2011, 8:56 am | # | Reply

     Swing and a miss.
4. 
   amberbydreams

   March 18, 2010, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

   What about the sleepwalker that plays piano?
5. 
   ???

   April 14, 2010, 2:15 pm | # | Reply

   Lmao,that was good
6. 
   Jep

   May 11, 2010, 7:24 am | # | Reply

   I love this because I've been sleepwalking ever since I was like seven and I'm fifteen now.

   I've always been paranoid about it.

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     verypeeved

     December 3, 2015, 8:44 am | # | Reply

     have you woken up yet?
7. 
   Anonymous

   June 9, 2010, 8:59 am | # | Reply

   ZZZ… This comic is awesome… ZZZ…
8. 
   Jerod T.

   July 28, 2010, 8:19 pm | # | Reply

   I've been told I sleepwalk, and so I think this particular comic is especially awesome… I love the third panel! "Woo-hoo"
9. 
   WideSpreadPanic

   December 5, 2010, 8:24 am | # | Reply

   Love the sleeping-bug faces lol
10. 
    TakedowntheFacade

    January 13, 2011, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

    pffff.

    stupid puppy.

    deserved to be drowned anyway.
11. 
    Boo The Monster

    February 6, 2011, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

    NOT ON MY WATCH! 🙂 hahahaha lol XD
12. 
    Rami dee

    February 24, 2012, 3:04 pm | # | Reply

    Lol, they should have sleepwalker wrestling
13. 
    Xenopoulos Jones

    October 22, 2012, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Who ARE “they”, really?
14. 
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson

    May 15, 2016, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

    What’s a sleepwalker’s favourite vehicle?

    A bull-dozer.
15. 
    Zinob

    July 2, 2017, 12:28 pm | # | Reply

    Narrator: We’ve all heard about the guy who attacks a loved one while sleep-walking.
    Not-in-bed Bug: zzz… must strangle small goblin… zzz…
    Timmy: No papa! It’s me, Timmy!
    —
    Narrator: But what about all the Nice things people do while sleepwalking?
    Ladybug: Oh, Honey. These are lovely!
    Not-in-bed Bug: zzz… I love you so much… zzz…
    —
    Narrator: or how about people who benefit while sleepwalking?
    Clerk Bug: Dude! You just won $10,000 on this scratch and win ticket!
    Not-in-bed Bug: zzz… Woo Hoo… zzz…
    —
    Narrator: or (and this is rare) how about when a sleepwalker defends some
    one against another sleepwalker?
    Not-in-bed Bug: zzz… must drown puppy… zzz…
    Not-so-bad Bug: zzz… not on my watch… zzz…