The third one makes me hope my laptop never becomes self aware. . . . With all the deeply personal and simply wrong or odd stuff on here, I think it would refuse to even let me touch it.
A man walks into a bar. He then looks up, realizes he has walked into the Firefighter’s sliding pole, and runs to the office.
The secretary sees him running in and asks him what he’s doing there. He quickly shouts, “There’s a fire!” The secretary looks at him quizzically and says “I’m sorry, I’m not legally allowed to give commands to the firefighters. You know we have a phone service, right? I may be able to patch you th-” Interrupting her, the man tackles her, narrowly dodging some flaming debris, causing his helmet to fall to the floor. “You don’t understand!”, the fireman shouts, “The fire station is on fire!”
Ever gazed upon the thousands of stars and thought ‘ This can’t be it, right? Are we really alone? Are we the only ones with a competent fire department?’
Discussion (16) ¬
2nd one was hilarious. It should have been teh final punchline.
Nah, I found the last one the funniest one.
I liked the first two, but the last one was kind of stupid I thought.
The last one had me laughing for a good five minutes.
FURNITURE cancer.
I agree with rimt and Occipitallobe. Great buildup.
The third one makes me hope my laptop never becomes self aware. . . . With all the deeply personal and simply wrong or odd stuff on here, I think it would refuse to even let me touch it.
I love how the bug in the last panel is just standing there, enduring such pain just to say what he said.
HAHAHAHA
It's better to have the jokes as follows:
Bad, worse, then trivial.
make with tha pr0nz xD
Okay, the first was the best…imho
don’t like jokes about diseases (except the house/lupus one cause it was not really about the disease itself), but the mid one’s quite briliant.
I wonder, is furniture cancer cancer that makes furniture sick, or cancer that turns PEOPLE INTO FURNITURE?
A man walks into a bar. He then looks up, realizes he has walked into the Firefighter’s sliding pole, and runs to the office.
The secretary sees him running in and asks him what he’s doing there. He quickly shouts, “There’s a fire!” The secretary looks at him quizzically and says “I’m sorry, I’m not legally allowed to give commands to the firefighters. You know we have a phone service, right? I may be able to patch you th-” Interrupting her, the man tackles her, narrowly dodging some flaming debris, causing his helmet to fall to the floor. “You don’t understand!”, the fireman shouts, “The fire station is on fire!”
Ever gazed upon the thousands of stars and thought ‘ This can’t be it, right? Are we really alone? Are we the only ones with a competent fire department?’