That the worst description of hell I ever saw:
I mean, I much rather burn in eternal fire than having my weight in a public display…
*sobbing in the corner, in fetal position, munching a pack of Oreos*
“forgive me bro for I have binged” – probably my favourite line from any of your comics. And fattie hell sounds much scarier than fire-&-brimstone hell
Did you read ‘Death by Chocolate’ from Toby Moorre? It follows much the same principle: being fat is punishable by law, and religion has changed that you have to be ‘Fit for Christ’.
It’s getting there. Every time I walk into whole foods I expect to hear a loud, “Amen!” They’ve already got the arrogant self-righteousness. All they need is a mystical mascot.
Due to a medical condition, I’m one of those insufferable $@&!s who’ll probably never get fat OR buff, so I’d probably go to scrawny-person-hell, which is like normal hell and fat hell combined – it’s a burning-hot beach where all the demons are buff and attractive men and women who constantly mock how puny you are.
I’m guessing in fat person heck as he says, has scales displaying you’re weight, and in thin guy heaven you have an auditorium to look at fat person heck from, and laugh at their fatness. And, you can exercise in fat guy heck so you can cross to thin guy heaven.
is it wind or windy sprints? At any rate, a hilarious piece Adam!
Now that is a religion I can get behind!
We have fitness priests in real life. We call them “personal trainers.”
I just had my first training session last week, and this is the EXACT thought that came to mind with this comic haha 🙂
I like brussels sprouts.
And some people enjoy doing Hail Marys. Your point?
ha ha ha OMG! i’m terrified of this religion… i don’t want to go to that hell!
That the worst description of hell I ever saw:
I mean, I much rather burn in eternal fire than having my weight in a public display…
*sobbing in the corner, in fetal position, munching a pack of Oreos*
“forgive me bro for I have binged” – probably my favourite line from any of your comics. And fattie hell sounds much scarier than fire-&-brimstone hell
Hey, that’s me in panel two!
Aw, crap. Who’m I kidding. It’s not…
Think of all the terrible ways a fitness priest could abuse you…(shudder).
“Forgive me, bro, for I have binged.” LOL.
We should create this order of fitness priests.We’ll have the Regimentists, Herbalicism, the Ohm Church of Yogaism, and Dietites.
I just ordered a 16″ pizza before reading this. Now I feel fat.
Did you read ‘Death by Chocolate’ from Toby Moorre? It follows much the same principle: being fat is punishable by law, and religion has changed that you have to be ‘Fit for Christ’.
http://www.amazon.com/Death-Chocolate-Toby-Moorre/dp/0141016361/ref=sr_1_11?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1337805736&sr=1-11
I think I could use this religion o.O lol
Welp, looks like I’m going to hell.
LOL nice one! your comics ftw
if being fat is a sin then jesus can kiss my ass
It’s getting there. Every time I walk into whole foods I expect to hear a loud, “Amen!” They’ve already got the arrogant self-righteousness. All they need is a mystical mascot.
Fitness-Priest-Bug reminds me of the Terminator.
Due to a medical condition, I’m one of those insufferable $@&!s who’ll probably never get fat OR buff, so I’d probably go to scrawny-person-hell, which is like normal hell and fat hell combined – it’s a burning-hot beach where all the demons are buff and attractive men and women who constantly mock how puny you are.
I’m guessing in fat person heck as he says, has scales displaying you’re weight, and in thin guy heaven you have an auditorium to look at fat person heck from, and laugh at their fatness. And, you can exercise in fat guy heck so you can cross to thin guy heaven.