“Plus it keeps making copies of my butt.”
Well, it would be kind of awesome to speed down the hill while the only things you leave behind are a cloud of dust and copies of your butt… Not that I would ever try that… *cough*
Elementary schools often divide kids by reading level skill, but because sensitive child brains can’t handle knowing they’re worse at reading than others, teachers give the groups friendly names based on colors, animals, flowers, what have you. Of course, kids can see right through it…
The way my school did it, the books themselves were labeled with the colors, and we were given (mostly) free reign over which ones to read. Didn’t stop them from making suggestions for something harder if you chose something below your demonstrated level, though.
This could be the next extreme sport.
Butt copies now a fun sport.
You’re trying to figure out how to ride a copier down a hill, and yet you’re concerned about getting, in the future tense, a serious brain injury….
Guy thing.
Precisely. Broken bones, third segree burns, and major blood loss are medals of valor, but we try to avoid serious noggin damage.
My point was that he must have already sustained serious noggin damage to be contemplating the problem seriously.
and THEIR point was that he didn’t need serious noggin damage, due to being a dudebug and already having a likin’ for dangerous and stupid things
Yeah, this isn’t noggin damage, this is normal.
If you show a guy something with wheels and ask him how to ride it, you will get a serious answer.
Hum… and suddenly the slope near my office seems more attractive.
“Plus it keeps making copies of my butt.”
Well, it would be kind of awesome to speed down the hill while the only things you leave behind are a cloud of dust and copies of your butt… Not that I would ever try that… *cough*
glasses bug’s comment is what made this comic
His name is Nerd Bug and yes it did.
I wonder if Kinko’s would let me borrow their copier if I told them what I was doing with it.
Only if they can film it and put it on YouTube
It’d certainly be good advertising.
that was actually a very well thought out argument. Kudos.
Was that a Brave New World reference or am I just really off.
Brown reading group! I had forgotten all about that system.
Care to explain for those of us who have never heard of it?
Elementary schools often divide kids by reading level skill, but because sensitive child brains can’t handle knowing they’re worse at reading than others, teachers give the groups friendly names based on colors, animals, flowers, what have you. Of course, kids can see right through it…
The way my school did it, the books themselves were labeled with the colors, and we were given (mostly) free reign over which ones to read. Didn’t stop them from making suggestions for something harder if you chose something below your demonstrated level, though.
lol butt copier
Excellent title pun, Adam! (Nobody rides for free….)
Hollow out the middle and stand in it?