The (Well-thought out) point made herein is that blowing BIG BUCK$ on the wedding is stupid and only serves to keep an otherwise negligibly needed industry not only afloat, but rolling in it. I mean, have you seen those bride-zilla shows? Freakazoids!
Have a simple, inexpensive wedding ceremony with perhaps a some-what more lavish reception, then blow your wad on an awesome Honeymoon! Yeah, baby!
Better yet, spend a little on the honeymoon (you’re going to spend the best bits in a hotel room anyway, bow-chika-wow-wow), and then have a nice vacation in a year when you really need it from all the stress of integrating your lives.
Assuming you haven’t been living together for years before the marriage and are already comfortably integrated, of course. 🙂
Indeed. I remember my cousin’s wedding model, and how I’d like it to be my own. Overall, a complex wedding and an extravagent honeymoon are major stress with relatively little payoff, when planned at the same time. They had a nice, conservative wedding ceremony and had their honeymoon on their first anniversary – same amount of cash spent, but much less hair-pulling and “Nicetoseeyougottacatchaflightnowenjoythecake!”
I give it 2 and a half months.
“Gobs! GOBS I TELL YOU!”
Freaking hilarious! (Did anyone else hear Invader Zim’s voice in their head?)
YES!!
Absolutely, human.
Indeed lol.
1st thought >,<
The (Well-thought out) point made herein is that blowing BIG BUCK$ on the wedding is stupid and only serves to keep an otherwise negligibly needed industry not only afloat, but rolling in it. I mean, have you seen those bride-zilla shows? Freakazoids!
Have a simple, inexpensive wedding ceremony with perhaps a some-what more lavish reception, then blow your wad on an awesome Honeymoon! Yeah, baby!
Better yet, spend a little on the honeymoon (you’re going to spend the best bits in a hotel room anyway, bow-chika-wow-wow), and then have a nice vacation in a year when you really need it from all the stress of integrating your lives.
Assuming you haven’t been living together for years before the marriage and are already comfortably integrated, of course. 🙂
Indeed. I remember my cousin’s wedding model, and how I’d like it to be my own. Overall, a complex wedding and an extravagent honeymoon are major stress with relatively little payoff, when planned at the same time. They had a nice, conservative wedding ceremony and had their honeymoon on their first anniversary – same amount of cash spent, but much less hair-pulling and “Nicetoseeyougottacatchaflightnowenjoythecake!”
Here comes the bride, sculpting her thighs — totally! 😀 I lol’d. Brilliant comic strip.
Is it bad that I sang that last panel in my head with a Joe Swanson-esque voiceover?
I do hope we’ll get around to what happens after the wedding this week.
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I’m talking about birds, bubbles, and horse-drawn carriages, you perverts.
It’s a bad sign when even your minister is betting against your marriage. Freaking hilarious.
I think nerd bug is literally hoping for that action, checking out her rack and playing pocket pool.
You also get the panel 4 effect if the flower girl and ringbearer are sitting on the train– another good reason for a small wedding.
Of course the original is:
Here comes the bride, all fat and wide
See how she wobbles from side to side.
I totally lost it with panel 4 XD
“Ladies buy, Skanks rent” almost had me spit my beer at my screen ROFLMAO!
I have to agree! And the deadpan look on their faces just makes it that much more hysterical.
Is that the fitness priest in the last panel?
he’s in his casuals
Wow, that could actually work. Finally, a dragging exercise without all that jostling (like the one where you tie a tire to yourself)!