I don’t really mind those muffled pixie sneezes however old lady coughing drives me nuts, an endless series of tiny “ahem’s” rather than doing 1-2 big ones and get it over with.
I must admit to sneezing like a tramp with the flu. I think the adage that I learned as a girl was that holding in a sneeze was a good way to blow your head up.
Now that I’m grown, I realize that’s (probably) not true, but why take a chance?
My wife, a fairly bold and independent woman, doesn’t do the “ahh-ahhh-ahhhh…” buildup, she just all of a sudden lets loose with a very loud “CHEWWWWW!”. If I’m not looking, it startles the crap of me! And her co-workers have admitted to spilling a drink or two in the presence of her sneeze attacks.
Oh, and yeah, you used the right title.
And I agree that panel 3 should be a PSA or greeting card sometime soon!
My dad does a sneeze that damn near bursts my eardrums (think Mr. Limpet without a water medium to dampen the acoustics – http://darrengarnick.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/incredible_mr_limpet_don_knotts.jpg ) . I’ve asked him to try to pixie kitten it…but that just makes him cup his hands like a megaphonic and direct the sonic blast right at me.
Hopefully I’ll go deaf quicker so as to take the edge off his audio cannon.
lol alot of females i know do the little mouse sneeze which alienates me cause i have sneeze fits which can be anywhere from 3-10 sneezes at a time and there all big sneezes lollol (i blame the allergies)
I’m of the fairer gender, and I’ve often described my own sneezes as sounding like “a musk ox in heat”. I’m not ure what startles people more, the severity of the sneeze, or the fact that I refer to it as sounding like “a musk ox in heat”.
I’m that girl who wrestles with her guy friends, and all of us walk away with bruises, but, I have a kitten sneeze, I can’t scream right so it comes out like a squeak, and so do my hiccups, and even yawns.
Sooo I sneeze/hiccup/yawn, they commence teasing me how cute it is, and I have to slug em. XD
You know, it’s kind of weird, I’ve heard women with small sneezes and loud sneezes (I myself have a moderately loud one). But I’ve never heard a guy with a tiny kitten sneeze. Are there any men with this kind of sneeze or is it just a woman thing?
New title is better, I think. FInal bug panel bug is priceless… “but oo got da sniffles”…xD
“Screaming Bansneeze”
Hahahaha, sounds very much like the sneeze of this one tiny girl in my rowing group.
I’ve met quite a few women with big sneezes…
New title definitley better. I think Panel 3 should be turned into a PSA as soon as possible. “The more you know…”
I don’t really mind those muffled pixie sneezes however old lady coughing drives me nuts, an endless series of tiny “ahem’s” rather than doing 1-2 big ones and get it over with.
Can we please get panel #3 as a greeting card?
I dunno, my mom sneezes pretty loudly. And she’s the boldest woman I know.
Both my wife and mother in-law sneeze like a howling banshee. Freaks the poodoo outta me every time!
False, my mother sneezes like Tsar Bomb.
“Awww, you sneeze like a kitten!”
I must admit to sneezing like a tramp with the flu. I think the adage that I learned as a girl was that holding in a sneeze was a good way to blow your head up.
Now that I’m grown, I realize that’s (probably) not true, but why take a chance?
Hello my trampy sister! I also sneeze loud and proud 😀 No heads being blown up here!
My wife, a fairly bold and independent woman, doesn’t do the “ahh-ahhh-ahhhh…” buildup, she just all of a sudden lets loose with a very loud “CHEWWWWW!”. If I’m not looking, it startles the crap of me! And her co-workers have admitted to spilling a drink or two in the presence of her sneeze attacks.
Oh, and yeah, you used the right title.
And I agree that panel 3 should be a PSA or greeting card sometime soon!
I sneeze as if I was abut to give birth to a rocket through my face. o_o
My dad does a sneeze that damn near bursts my eardrums (think Mr. Limpet without a water medium to dampen the acoustics – http://darrengarnick.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/incredible_mr_limpet_don_knotts.jpg ) . I’ve asked him to try to pixie kitten it…but that just makes him cup his hands like a megaphonic and direct the sonic blast right at me.
Hopefully I’ll go deaf quicker so as to take the edge off his audio cannon.
It takes strength and independence too far when you turn down chocolate.
I do not sneeze like a pixie kitten. But my husband’s sneeze can make cats leap up and flee.
I actually know a girl like this! she’s a strong independence artist and she’s great to talk with.
Then she sneeze.
I think you missed filling in a portion of lady-bug in the first panel. Right under the box of chocolates.
Oops. You’re right. Good catch. Will fix.
Somehow very brave that you post this. Do you assume that the mentoined friend dont reads men’s comics?
Brave shmave. They know how they sneeze.
lol alot of females i know do the little mouse sneeze which alienates me cause i have sneeze fits which can be anywhere from 3-10 sneezes at a time and there all big sneezes lollol (i blame the allergies)
I’m a very tiny young woman with an enormous sneeze. ENORMOUS.
Is it just me or is it the first time I’m seeing eyebrows on bug? Evolution!!!
I’m of the fairer gender, and I’ve often described my own sneezes as sounding like “a musk ox in heat”. I’m not ure what startles people more, the severity of the sneeze, or the fact that I refer to it as sounding like “a musk ox in heat”.
I’m a girl. My sneezes echo. = P
When I sneeze, it sounds like a burly lumberjack screaming “YAHOOOO!” and I drench myself in snot from my nose to my boobs.
Does this mean I am not as strong or independent as I think I am? 🙁
Im a guy. Half of the time I do a kitten-sneeze, I’ve been mistaken for a woman over the phone, and my laugh sounds like a choking crow-monkey.
I’m not what you’d call “vocally blessed.”
My wife sounds more like a freight train causing an atomic explosion when she sneezes.
I’m that girl who wrestles with her guy friends, and all of us walk away with bruises, but, I have a kitten sneeze, I can’t scream right so it comes out like a squeak, and so do my hiccups, and even yawns.
Sooo I sneeze/hiccup/yawn, they commence teasing me how cute it is, and I have to slug em. XD
You know, it’s kind of weird, I’ve heard women with small sneezes and loud sneezes (I myself have a moderately loud one). But I’ve never heard a guy with a tiny kitten sneeze. Are there any men with this kind of sneeze or is it just a woman thing?