I’m fairly sure that beer goggles have predated the existence of eyepatches, but those *increased* the number of eye gougings per capita. Panel 2 is a lie!
Ninny? Ninny? Who calls anybody a Ninny on the Internet? The Internet insult lexicon starts with ‘Douchebag’ before working up to ‘Nazi’ via ‘Pedophile’. Everybody knows this.
Huh? Listen, the Internet was invented so people could be anonymously rude to each other. I should know, my employer did it, albeit before my time there.
I think if he advertised them as special Nick Fury patches, there could be a boom of business! I mean who is cooler than the man who can assemble the Avengers? *just sayin!*
Arr, those landlubbers! If you want to be a real pirate, you need your eye patch – along with your wooden leg and your hat/ headkerchief! Send those Somalian phonies to Davy Jones’ locker!
In the 1973 movie The Three Musketeers, the villain Rochefort ( Christopher Lee), had an awesome eyepatch. He kept lifting it to see what was going on. His mustache wasn’t bad either.
My son just mentioned that if a cyclops were to wear an eyepatch – ” Wouldn’t that make me blind? ” How trendy could one be stumbling around? Like the Nick Fury eyepatch idea.
I’m fairly sure that beer goggles have predated the existence of eyepatches, but those *increased* the number of eye gougings per capita. Panel 2 is a lie!
The somalian pirate joke is both cruel and hilarious at the same time! Oh God I’m dying xD
I think the problem is mainly on the seller. I mean he’s obviously on the wrong business. He should open moustche shop rather than eye patch shop.
Yeah. There is a distinct shortage of good ‘staches here.
There’s always Toggle from Doonesbury.
Ninny? Ninny? Who calls anybody a Ninny on the Internet? The Internet insult lexicon starts with ‘Douchebag’ before working up to ‘Nazi’ via ‘Pedophile’. Everybody knows this.
I think I’ll start calling people “ninny” online. Just the novelty of it would get their goat
Only a ninny would limit their insults to such crude expressions, Etrigan.
Huh? Listen, the Internet was invented so people could be anonymously rude to each other. I should know, my employer did it, albeit before my time there.
I think if he advertised them as special Nick Fury patches, there could be a boom of business! I mean who is cooler than the man who can assemble the Avengers? *just sayin!*
I love the store name, “the trendy cyclops”!
Arr, those landlubbers! If you want to be a real pirate, you need your eye patch – along with your wooden leg and your hat/ headkerchief! Send those Somalian phonies to Davy Jones’ locker!
LOVE “The Trendy Cyclops” proprietor’s mustache! And yes, the name of his shop is top-notch!
haha .. the eyepatch looks more like a ‘mono’kini
I think there is plenty of business for eyepatches!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EyepatchOfPower
Just check all the names!
In the 1973 movie The Three Musketeers, the villain Rochefort ( Christopher Lee), had an awesome eyepatch. He kept lifting it to see what was going on. His mustache wasn’t bad either.
A truly contemporary pirate costume would be a banker’s outfit.
Government (and who they enable) is the most successful form of banditry.
love the last panel
My son just mentioned that if a cyclops were to wear an eyepatch – ” Wouldn’t that make me blind? ” How trendy could one be stumbling around? Like the Nick Fury eyepatch idea.