I have anxiety and a friend who has actually done this. He went to absurd lengths to show me how silly I was being and to make me laugh. It worked. I laughed. Thank you for the chuckle.
Ah, but everyone KNOWS to run away from the guy holding the giant serrated steel knife. It’s the humble pizza cutter you don’t suspect until it’s already slicing your squishy bits into eight slightly uneven triangles.
Unless it’s one of those huge seesaw blades they use at the pizza parlors. Those things are scary.
I was thinking of how I was trying to help a friend get over a panic attack recently, and then Nertz! Darn you to heck for making my cry with laughter!
Nertz! That made my day.
I have anxiety and a friend who has actually done this. He went to absurd lengths to show me how silly I was being and to make me laugh. It worked. I laughed. Thank you for the chuckle.
NERTZ!
This is what I am gonna do what one of my friends ever get a panic attack.
Adam… you are an evil little man…
My friends could have so much fun with me.
Nertz is right! I actually gave myself a rather painful cut with a pizza cutter last week. Granted I was using it on pizza as intended.
Did you remember the can opener?
Love the freaked out antenna.
Just sent this to a friend and told her she better not EVER do this to me or I will haunt her.
The pizza cutter will do nothing. You neeed one of those six inch long carving knives to scare people.
Ah, but everyone KNOWS to run away from the guy holding the giant serrated steel knife. It’s the humble pizza cutter you don’t suspect until it’s already slicing your squishy bits into eight slightly uneven triangles.
Unless it’s one of those huge seesaw blades they use at the pizza parlors. Those things are scary.
I thought that the pizza cutter was a paint roller before I read the text.
I thought to myself, “Bingo! The street artist Bugsy is born.”
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I was thinking of how I was trying to help a friend get over a panic attack recently, and then Nertz! Darn you to heck for making my cry with laughter!
Give him a panic attack by making him doubt the certainty of his eternal destiny. Nothing worse in store for you than picking the wrong God.
After all, how long could God hold a grudge?
Forever, and ever, and ever…
Just an FYI, I am showing this strip to my wife as a warning of things to come.
The general consensus does seem to be that it’s better if we twitchy types don’t handle any pieces of metal that end in less than a 90-degree angle.
I love panic-bug in the last panel – I can almost hear his crazy. (And yes, I’m purposefully using “crazy” as a noun here.)
I do this to my friend all the time i also do it when someone gets overly offended i make what i said sound worse than what i originally meant.
Is this title a Daria reference on purpose? Because if so, that’s amazing