If there’s a slight chance that you have oil under your property the oil leasing companies (with names that you have never heard of) will contact you with leasing contracts before it ever gets to the point where you have to think about it. And then you’ll curse your cousins for having no foresight and leasing for $50 an acre when they should have gotten $500 an acre. At least that’s how I hear it happens…
This is always the best practice. My wife has mistakenly congratulated someone on being pregnant not once, not even twice, but THREE times!
It’s only acceptable to ask a woman if she’s pregnant if you see a baby actually coming out of her. And then it’s best to look away unless you’re the doctor or cabbie delivering it.
Wow. Complete swing-and-a-miss on this comment. I meant to post it to the next one, but somehow hit the back button or something before posting. Or else I’m in an alternate universe and this makes complete sense.
If I discovered oil on my property I’d tell Exxon to come and clean it the frack up.
Call BP too and grab the popcorn.
“Frack”? Brilliant.
Almost done reading the archives when I decided to check the new one out. Great as always.
I discovered oil on my property. But I don’t think the driveway will yield the quanities I will need to buy a house with a cement pond. sigh.
Last panel reminded of of Charlie from Always Sunny. “We want to fillll you up if you so inclined to let us.”
And who amongst us would be lucky enough to find a sweet, kindly, benevolent banker to look after our financial interests?
Hand me a pot passer, wouldja Granny?
If there’s a slight chance that you have oil under your property the oil leasing companies (with names that you have never heard of) will contact you with leasing contracts before it ever gets to the point where you have to think about it. And then you’ll curse your cousins for having no foresight and leasing for $50 an acre when they should have gotten $500 an acre. At least that’s how I hear it happens…
milkshakes!
Look kid, I JUST know how to make pot holders. Nothing else. That’s it.
This is always the best practice. My wife has mistakenly congratulated someone on being pregnant not once, not even twice, but THREE times!
It’s only acceptable to ask a woman if she’s pregnant if you see a baby actually coming out of her. And then it’s best to look away unless you’re the doctor or cabbie delivering it.
Wow. Complete swing-and-a-miss on this comment. I meant to post it to the next one, but somehow hit the back button or something before posting. Or else I’m in an alternate universe and this makes complete sense.