Now you got me google “Toilet-related deaths” only to find out that there’s even a Wikipedia entry on this topic. Perhaps they should make an awareness-ribbon or a wristband dedicated to those who perished due to a fatal flush.
Cut the CRAP, Adam. Your FLUSH with excitement over this one, aren’t you? At least you know this one won’t TANK! Don’t just BRUSH aside my comments, now. I don’t want to have to JOHN forces with other punsters in this endeavor. Okay, guess I’ll put a LID on it for now. I don’t want to BOWL everyone over. Hey, WATER you gonna do, amiright?
Great. Now I can’t use the toilet for a few days. Almost as bad as when my brother told me that lobsters lived down there…
Now you got me google “Toilet-related deaths” only to find out that there’s even a Wikipedia entry on this topic. Perhaps they should make an awareness-ribbon or a wristband dedicated to those who perished due to a fatal flush.
Yeah, we’ll start a brown ribbon campaign!
So Adam… your trying to scare people from using the courtesy flush?? How could you?
CSI with a snorkel and goggles… perfect!
And that’s why I get up to flush.
Cut the CRAP, Adam. Your FLUSH with excitement over this one, aren’t you? At least you know this one won’t TANK! Don’t just BRUSH aside my comments, now. I don’t want to have to JOHN forces with other punsters in this endeavor. Okay, guess I’ll put a LID on it for now. I don’t want to BOWL everyone over. Hey, WATER you gonna do, amiright?
If the commect section were a game of poker, your comment would be a Royal Flush.
DOH!
I love you guys.
haha, love the last panel
I was actually afraid that this would happen to me when I was about five or six.
Man, that WOULD be a really shitty way to go.
Single ply should be outlawed.
Yes! I absolutely hate having to use it in public restrooms.
If he only buys single ply he kinda deserved it
He fell in.