Cafe Mocha Heroin. Nice. What’s next, Cocaine Slurpee’s?
You kill me, man. You got some weird stuff rattling around up in the old noggin’. Guess that’s why I love this comic so much!
Fun fact: Coca Cola is called “Coca” cola because of the extract of the Coca plant – i.e. cocaine.
Of course, there’s no cocaine-proper in it now, but there is some coca plant extract still, apparently? Back in the olden days, though – lots of cocaine!
that doesnt make any sense, sorry.
also: a hot dog is probably worse for you than most the stuff you get from a trusted dealer, at least I never heard of weed causing fatty arteries (well, directly, munchies are another topic)
Hard to hide hot dogs, though, since they smell so dang good even a block away.
There is no way to word that without sounding at least a little dirty, so I’ll forego proofreading.
I’m actually picturing a cop cracking down on a suspected Dog Dealer.
Cop: “Hey, what you got there? That a hot dog in your pocket, or you happy to see me? *sniff* Woah man, don’t need the K-9 for this one, I can smell the Hebrew Nationals from here. Reeeaaaal kosher stuff you got there, spread ’em!”
I was snickering up until the last panel. Then when Bug had that ‘One footlong chili-cheese, please.’ pose going, I flat out guffawed. Didn’t really know what a guffaw was until I did it.
The thing with drugs (well the illegal ones anyway,) is that you have to have all this paraphernalia and/or a basic knowledge of how to administer the drugs. Yes, I used 2 words with more than 3 syllables in them. I apologize, I’ve had some wine 🙂
That’s why hot dogs are so dangerous. You don’t have to have any more knowledge than ketchup, mustard or relish. Ban that stuff, I say, ban it!
And how about mocha cocaine? I don’t like needles. Of course, I could be snorting cocoa powder for all I know.
Btw, Adam, re my comment about BugM being the funniest ever, it might mean even more to know that I’m 78 and have seen one heck of a boatload (http://www.aukevisser.nl/supertankers/id44.htm) of comics in my time. Keep up the fabulous work!
In some Islamic countries that legally enforce Halal selling hotdogs, which traditionally contained pork, can get you arrested. IIRC, there are some distracts of Israel where super strict traditionalist Orthodox Jews are allowed to enforce similar laws because they date from antiquity.
A surprising percentage of the economy of Colonial America resulted from smuggling. Samuel Adams not only brewed beer but smuggled rum, sugar, textiles and tea. Many of the towns of coastal New England, even cities like Boston, are riddled underground with smugglers tunnels, some supposedly miles long, running from the sea shore underground and then through building basement after building basement.
Nothing makes a profitable trade like outlawing it. If people want it, someone will sell it despite the risk.
Cafe Mocha Heroin. Nice. What’s next, Cocaine Slurpee’s?
You kill me, man. You got some weird stuff rattling around up in the old noggin’. Guess that’s why I love this comic so much!
Fun fact: Coca Cola is called “Coca” cola because of the extract of the Coca plant – i.e. cocaine.
Of course, there’s no cocaine-proper in it now, but there is some coca plant extract still, apparently? Back in the olden days, though – lots of cocaine!
I agree, ol’ jeff. (>3<)
that doesnt make any sense, sorry.
also: a hot dog is probably worse for you than most the stuff you get from a trusted dealer, at least I never heard of weed causing fatty arteries (well, directly, munchies are another topic)
“a trusted dealer”
Hard to hide hot dogs, though, since they smell so dang good even a block away.
There is no way to word that without sounding at least a little dirty, so I’ll forego proofreading.
Maybe if it’s Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler selling these Hot Dogs, you have all reasons to shoot at him.
Because he’s armed with lethal weapons.
AWESOME reference. And I agree, they are lethal weapons
Awesome Reference indeed. Wish I’d have thought of it.
I’m actually picturing a cop cracking down on a suspected Dog Dealer.
Cop: “Hey, what you got there? That a hot dog in your pocket, or you happy to see me? *sniff* Woah man, don’t need the K-9 for this one, I can smell the Hebrew Nationals from here. Reeeaaaal kosher stuff you got there, spread ’em!”
Bloomberg’s New York, anyone?
Nothing better than a swetty armpit hot dog.
Whoa, Adam, you got some WEIRD fans here. Please count me among ’em (Bug Martini is the funniest comic I’ve ever seen, EVER!).
Wow! Thanks!
Your art keeps getting better and better. =]
Thanks! This is one of those rare comics where I feel I got my drawings to look exactly as I wanted them to.
I’m ya deala… I got chicago reds… wisconsin whites… and LSD… Whadaya have?
Louisiana Slaw Dawg
Good call on Mary Death!
A wiener bust would be epic.
I wonder if you can get decaf cafe mocha heroin
I was snickering up until the last panel. Then when Bug had that ‘One footlong chili-cheese, please.’ pose going, I flat out guffawed. Didn’t really know what a guffaw was until I did it.
The thing with drugs (well the illegal ones anyway,) is that you have to have all this paraphernalia and/or a basic knowledge of how to administer the drugs. Yes, I used 2 words with more than 3 syllables in them. I apologize, I’ve had some wine 🙂
That’s why hot dogs are so dangerous. You don’t have to have any more knowledge than ketchup, mustard or relish. Ban that stuff, I say, ban it!
And how about mocha cocaine? I don’t like needles. Of course, I could be snorting cocoa powder for all I know.
Btw, Adam, re my comment about BugM being the funniest ever, it might mean even more to know that I’m 78 and have seen one heck of a boatload (http://www.aukevisser.nl/supertankers/id44.htm) of comics in my time. Keep up the fabulous work!
Wow! Thanks!
In some Islamic countries that legally enforce Halal selling hotdogs, which traditionally contained pork, can get you arrested. IIRC, there are some distracts of Israel where super strict traditionalist Orthodox Jews are allowed to enforce similar laws because they date from antiquity.
A surprising percentage of the economy of Colonial America resulted from smuggling. Samuel Adams not only brewed beer but smuggled rum, sugar, textiles and tea. Many of the towns of coastal New England, even cities like Boston, are riddled underground with smugglers tunnels, some supposedly miles long, running from the sea shore underground and then through building basement after building basement.
Nothing makes a profitable trade like outlawing it. If people want it, someone will sell it despite the risk.