If my girl wanted me to fight to the death with a rival she has an affair with, I’d agree with him to stab her unfaithful ass and go fetch a beer with him.
I’ll give you candy
Give you diamonds
Give you pills
Give you anything you want
Hundred-dollar bills
I’ll even let you watch the shows you want to see
Just marry me, marry me, marry me
If my girl wanted me to fight to the death with a rival she has an affair with, I’d agree with him to stab her unfaithful ass and go fetch a beer with him.
At first, I thought ‘What a jerk’, but then I realized I would do the same thing.
Nice fourth panel!
But it did make me wonder if hooking life support up through a clapper would be an ethical alternative to euthansia.
“Clap if you want to tinkerbell to live!”
“Stop clapping – no wait, clap again…stop!”
I should probably be on meds…
I’d beat a guy in a video game for a woman’s love. Though if he is at least a little bit like me, we’d became buddies and forget about her.
I read the title with Michael Jackson’s voice in my head 🙂 Am I the only one?
For some reason, I always took Paul’s side on that one.
Shove a guy and run away…sounds like a good plan to me! To heck with all that blood and death and stabbing stuff!
This strip makes me think of the end of Lemon Demon’s “Knife Fight”.
To the pooper goes the spoils.