Web Design
Sorry for the website going down yesterday. That’s what I get for playing around with php code unsupervised. All I was trying to do was change the color of my calendar and the whole site shut down.
I’ve learned my lesson and won’t be doing any web design shenanigans without an adult present.
Have a couple little sites I keep up, so I find myself on stage 2 a lot. Made me really laugh out loud. I love how expressive frazzled antennae can be!
Lol I love it. But… web design is the most simple thing in the world, HTML is like the easiest programming language in the world.
Ahahahahahahahahahaha.
yes, but php does not equal html or even xml.
html is not all that a site will run on.
I love how using css you can make everything look exactly the same on every single web browser ever written… And Java applets let you put extra client side functionality into web sites without even having to test it on every platform. A web developers job is so so easy!
I love how using css you can make everything look exactly the same on every single web browser ever written, Except for IE. Or except for FF. Or except for Safari. I don’t think it’s possible to get them ALL to work right if you’re doing anything fancy.
Just use the jQuery plugin ‘css_browser_selector’ and you can be browser specific without using hacks.
Only if you actually know HTML or any other computer programming dialect.
Fantastic comic by the way. XD
I sometimes find myself being the guy behind him in the third panel – but change it to "20 years" in my case. 😉
wow. programming bug looks remarkably like addict bug. huh…
Just back a file up before changing it. 😉
And HTML is no programming language. 😛
A little late but you could use wordpress it is pretty simple.
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I love how programmers like to say all non-chalant-like how programming is SO SO easy! Like it’s so easy it’s boring, *yawn*. When in actuality it’s incredibly difficult for most people, otherwise more people would do it. You aren’t fooling anyone with your fake non-chalance. It’s just something you happen to be good at, which you KNOW most people aren’t, and you’re trying to sound smarter than you really are by pretending something most find difficult is so easy a child could (our should be able to) do it.
Don’t be a Jackass. Be happy you have a skill set a lot of people don’t and don’t be all douchey about it. Or wait, better yet, let me tell you how easy it is to weld pipe to x ray quality standards is…
Did you hear about the man who died by blocking his mouth with War and Peace?
His friend told him to use Facebook.
Narrator: The three stages of web design
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Narrator: Stage1: Delusions of grandeur
Bug: Wait’ll you see it! It’s gonna have animated menus and everything!
Bystanderbug: Do I know you?
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Narrator: Stage 2: Cold, bitter reality.
Techbug: I’ve been toing tech support for ten years and I’ve NEVER seen the error messages that YOU’RE getting.
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Narrator: Stage 3: Unconditional surrender
Bug: Screw it. I’ll just do the whole damn thing on facebook.