I read about a bunch of disabled vets who snuck a stripper into their hospital ward, but she wanted music to strip to, and the only song they could all remember (they weren’t real sober by then) was The Star-Spangled Banner. So they sang it, and she stripped to it.
Shaking your groove thing to Silent Night should be child’s play. Actually, it probably is.
Love your comics as always, but thought I should point out that Jesus wasn’t an only child.
In Matthew 13:53-57, we read:
“When Jesus had finished these parables, he moved on from there. Coming to his hometown, he began teaching the people in their synagogue, and they were amazed. “Where did this man get this wisdom and these miraculous powers?” they asked. “Isn’t this the carpenter’s son? Isn’t his mother’s name Mary, and aren’t his brothers James, Joseph, Simon and Judas? Aren’t all his sisters with us? Where then did this man get all these things?” And they took offense at him.” Though these could be considered half brothers and sisters, since they had a different father. Haha
As someone who moves to any song in order to sing it better, I do ‘shake my groove’ to all hymns. Including Silent Night… And I’m in my church’s choir… And I have never been told that I am irreverent. In fact, I usually get compliments from the congregation for really feeling the music and showing it, emotionally and spiritually.
I just gotta ask. Do you brainstorm for the all these comics, or is it that one day you walk along and think “Man, Christmas songs are hard to dance to”?
There is actually an ios app called “Groove Coaster Zero” that contains a song called, and I quote, “Punk Silent Night.” It’s as hilarious as it sounds.
I read about a bunch of disabled vets who snuck a stripper into their hospital ward, but she wanted music to strip to, and the only song they could all remember (they weren’t real sober by then) was The Star-Spangled Banner. So they sang it, and she stripped to it.
Shaking your groove thing to Silent Night should be child’s play. Actually, it probably is.
YEAH! STRIP TO MURRICAH!
Love your comics as always, but thought I should point out that Jesus wasn’t an only child.
In Matthew 13:53-57, we read:
“When Jesus had finished these parables, he moved on from there. Coming to his hometown, he began teaching the people in their synagogue, and they were amazed. “Where did this man get this wisdom and these miraculous powers?” they asked. “Isn’t this the carpenter’s son? Isn’t his mother’s name Mary, and aren’t his brothers James, Joseph, Simon and Judas? Aren’t all his sisters with us? Where then did this man get all these things?” And they took offense at him.” Though these could be considered half brothers and sisters, since they had a different father. Haha
Yeah, probably meant God’s only child.
We are all God’s children.
Apparently, you’re supposed to be making figgy pudding. They won’t go until they get some.
Jesus wasn’t an only child, Mary and Joseph had other kids.
He was God’s only begotten son, so it still works.
I thought the Dead Sea Scrolls confirmed that Mary and Joesph only had pet hamsters after Jesus.
And we’re all God’s children…
300000000 noisy brothers running around the house…oh man
also since this is my first post may I say that I very much enjoy bug martini and eagerly await more comics to come
I concur. There needs to be more and better Christmas Dance Party music.
As someone who moves to any song in order to sing it better, I do ‘shake my groove’ to all hymns. Including Silent Night… And I’m in my church’s choir… And I have never been told that I am irreverent. In fact, I usually get compliments from the congregation for really feeling the music and showing it, emotionally and spiritually.
I just gotta ask. Do you brainstorm for the all these comics, or is it that one day you walk along and think “Man, Christmas songs are hard to dance to”?
I knew I was going to do a “Christmas Sucks” week with my strip, but I normally don’t plan out all the comics for the week.
This one just started out with me thinking: “God, I hate carolers.”
There is actually an ios app called “Groove Coaster Zero” that contains a song called, and I quote, “Punk Silent Night.” It’s as hilarious as it sounds.
Crap. This was supposed to go on yesterday’s strip.
Whoops never mind. Gah I’m spazzed.