TV series are terrible. They will find 1723 scrawled on the wall and next thing you know it’s Matthew 17:23 and someone is quoting it. I suppose it would take too long if they actually had to try find a Bible.
The Book of Mitch. I’m adding it to my version of the bible. And Jesus rebuked them saying, “Let she who is without sin come on down! You can’t fake it when you’re face to face with God.”
I was just thinking this. I’m pretty sure that’s why Tatian compiled the Diatesseron, because he was tired of remembering the EXACT Greek words in whatever Gospel it was.
That 2nd panel…Friends say he’s tryin’ too hard, and he’s not quite hip, but in his own mind he’s the, he’s the dopest trip.
And all the girlies say he’s pretty fly for a pious guy.
But they didn’t have ice cubes…
…so he bought vanilla ice.
Impressive.
Give it to me baby…AH Ha AH Ha.
I’d tip my hat if I were wearing one.
Fantastic!
Good to see I’m not the only one that thought of that song. XD
“NO! God did NOT take 2 children from each sector and make them fight to the death! For the last time, he was a LION!”
Ha-ha!
Narnia reference, AND a hunger games reference? YOU SO EPIC.
TV series are terrible. They will find 1723 scrawled on the wall and next thing you know it’s Matthew 17:23 and someone is quoting it. I suppose it would take too long if they actually had to try find a Bible.
The Book of Mitch. I’m adding it to my version of the bible. And Jesus rebuked them saying, “Let she who is without sin come on down! You can’t fake it when you’re face to face with God.”
An apostle… NAMED VOLDEMORT. BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
As someone once said, “Knowing the Bible is one thing, knowing it’s author is something else.”
I agree.
I am SO talking about Voldemort in my next sermon. Also, I totally get the synoptic gospels mixed up all the time.
Dang, why couldn’t I have gone *your* church as a kid?
I was just thinking this. I’m pretty sure that’s why Tatian compiled the Diatesseron, because he was tired of remembering the EXACT Greek words in whatever Gospel it was.
A Catholic priest reading Harry Potter, huh? “He Who Must Not Be Named For The Sake Of My Job Security.”
Heaven if I can’t come up with any good ones, I’ll still at the least make a bad one.
Am I wrong, or has Bug gotten a lot slimmer over the years?
I suddenly feel the need to make an infographic describing the evolution of Bug anatomy.
He has. And his head has gotten smaller and his eyes bigger
I’ve fallen victim to the “cuteness curse” where your characters evolve into adorable versions of themselves.
Jim Davis is guilty of it too.
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/820754902.png?1384046042
Not a curse, man, not a curse. I don’t even like the old Garfield and I have some fifty Garfield books. I don’t need to stress that’s a hint, right?
I thought it was Simon Peter Pettigrew who betrayed Jesus…
I just realised – if Priest Bug thinks we’re not allowed to say his name… how does Female Bug know about it?
One more here: Female Bug:”Mary was NOT informed she was pregnant with Jesus by a man in a police box!”