When you have ADD, even if you have all your stuff together, when it’s go time you find that you forgot where you left it and were busy thinking about how being able to teleport to Hawaii whenever you felt like it would be so handy. Never quite ready enough to be good to go.
hey man don’t make fun of my town. though how many Des Moines are there? but still i always question the guy that is born ready.
I spent a day in Des Moines once, had business to transact in one of them fancy glass high rises down town. Seemed like a nice area. Pretty, too.
If I was to go back in time to the day you were born, would you then also be ready to go see Evil Dead?
The Des Moines Dilly-Dalliers?
this gets my vote!
“I’m ready when you are, Officer Pembry”
Creepy.
You rang?
I know the football player’s question is rhetorical, but I want to pretend that he’s not sure what city he lives in.
Oakland and Des Moines are so easy to confuse.
It’s true, no one cool ever owned a mini pack (as do I).
When you’re an Iowa team you’re always Out Standing In Your Field.
I never go anywhere without at least three family-size boxes of Kleenex.
Why did this show up as a reply to Dave Dell? Crazy internet…
When you have ADD, even if you have all your stuff together, when it’s go time you find that you forgot where you left it and were busy thinking about how being able to teleport to Hawaii whenever you felt like it would be so handy. Never quite ready enough to be good to go.
I want panel 1 on a t-shirt. Just a badass bug saying “I was born ready!”
i agree
Ooh, staccato whistle!