I look forward to explanations why you’d make a lousy Spiderman, Batman, Aquaman, Speed Racer, Deputy Dawg…. This could go for a while. Surely you’ll find your calling if you look long enough.
Boobs! Yep, that’s the number one reason all of us guys thought of. Without boobs, you’d just be a “wonder.” …a wonder with weird sounding farts.
Gotta say I’d use the lasso of truth a lot… at car dealerships, at work, political rallies, etc. Imagine the fun you could have in a court room or at a prison!
I wonder if even Adam remembers that he did a “Why I would be an awful Batman” comic a while ago, I always liked that one and I’m glad you gave the concept another go.
Yup. Lack of boobs was the first thing I thought of too. “Pushing rope”…that is a new one to me, but I’m old (well, 54). And Hello Kitty stickers? Duuuuude. At least it could be a bumper sticker for beer or something…
I look forward to explanations why you’d make a lousy Spiderman, Batman, Aquaman, Speed Racer, Deputy Dawg…. This could go for a while. Surely you’ll find your calling if you look long enough.
It came to me later– the perfect Bug role is Super Chicken’s sidekick Fred the lion!
Well, that and your boobs are way too small.
Boobs! Yep, that’s the number one reason all of us guys thought of. Without boobs, you’d just be a “wonder.” …a wonder with weird sounding farts.
Gotta say I’d use the lasso of truth a lot… at car dealerships, at work, political rallies, etc. Imagine the fun you could have in a court room or at a prison!
I wonder if even Adam remembers that he did a “Why I would be an awful Batman” comic a while ago, I always liked that one and I’m glad you gave the concept another go.
I had a sneaking suspicion.
Am I the only one around here thinking the main reason is… YOU’RE A GUY?!
It’s a brave new world… the obvious answer must be discarded because it causes the stopping of these delightful mental jaunts.
Plus, Adam may be a few ants shy of a colony, which leads him and us down the rabbit hole… (or ant hole)
Well, he could get a surgery.
Hey! Whoa! Don’t be cuttin’ off my magic lasso.
So you’re pushing rope, is what you’re saying?
Sharing is caring, I guess… 🙂
That’s sexist.
Yup. Lack of boobs was the first thing I thought of too. “Pushing rope”…that is a new one to me, but I’m old (well, 54). And Hello Kitty stickers? Duuuuude. At least it could be a bumper sticker for beer or something…
If you’re 54, you should be finding out what ‘pushing rope’ means soon enough …
Bug’s stance in that first panel just cracks me up. It might be because I’m drunk, but I still find it amusing.
I was trying to think of something funny for the bug to do, but I figured “just standing there” would be best.
i love how your comments make me laugh at the strip again.
I always thought the metal the bracelets were made of was rare, other wise she would have some armor or something, the bracelets are just silly.
Wonder Bug would have to make fists all the time to keep the bracelets from slipping off those puny forearms.