I think #1 on the silly list has to be the Pu-pu platter. Maybe #2 the British sausage called a Bloater. Or the dessert Spotted Dick.
Panel 3: Who the heck are you– Rasputin? (As I recall, he was poisoned, shot, stabbed, and shoved under the ice of a river, and when he was hauled out, there was water in his lungs indicating that he’d gone down still breathing.)
At McDonalds in China, you just order the combination by the number. No need to learn Chinese, the employees only need to learn numbers in English. If they don’t know that, there’s always pointing at a menu sheet.
The murder diagram is interesting. 3 paragraphs apparently reference knee, armpit, and crotch and the 3 implements in the picture are a double-bladed axe, a spear/harpoon, and a noose. This begs the question, which of those are they planning to use on his crotch???
I think #1 on the silly list has to be the Pu-pu platter. Maybe #2 the British sausage called a Bloater. Or the dessert Spotted Dick.
Panel 3: Who the heck are you– Rasputin? (As I recall, he was poisoned, shot, stabbed, and shoved under the ice of a river, and when he was hauled out, there was water in his lungs indicating that he’d gone down still breathing.)
Gah! I can’t believe I forgot to mention the pu-pu platter!
IHOP is the worst offender. Everything on their menu is embarrassing to order. It’s so good though…
I have trouble saying semaphore. Everyone else thinks it’s really funny because I swap the ‘ph’ and the ‘m’ around every time.
Then no Chinese food I guess; so many silly sounding foods.
I wonder if “Double Cheeseburger” sounds funny to Chinese…
At McDonalds in China, you just order the combination by the number. No need to learn Chinese, the employees only need to learn numbers in English. If they don’t know that, there’s always pointing at a menu sheet.
The third panel about made me snorfle my soda.
“Snorfle.” Good word!
The murder diagram is interesting. 3 paragraphs apparently reference knee, armpit, and crotch and the 3 implements in the picture are a double-bladed axe, a spear/harpoon, and a noose. This begs the question, which of those are they planning to use on his crotch???
A croquet mallet I neglected to draw.
I used to be a foodie till I took a harpoon to the knee
now what they’re planning to do with them has entered my imagination
Gimme that rootie tootsie fresh and fruity!
But chimichangas are sooooo good! I never thought of that name as funny. Now you’ve ruined it 😛