I vaguely recall reading about a guy who ate a car, piece by piece, over a long time. Maybe he lost a bet.
Most of us have really weird fleeting thoughts, maybe as we’re falling asleep. Some folks who are simple, fun-loving, and bent out of shape draw cartoons about those thoughts. Thanks, Adam.
I was once in a car crash. Some anulbag rear-ended us and I ended up having my face slammed against the dash board, and literally took a chunk of the dash out with my teeth. It did not taste like mozzarella.
Now I’m wondering what different models would taste like. Are pickup trucks like steak? Are compacts tofu flavored? Would high powered sports cars be composed of Sriracha and prime rib? I’m guessing luxury cars would be caviar and lobster. So many ideas…
I can see it now; the vehicles will be named to what they taste like. Advertisements would be akin to food commercials. “The new Volkswagen Schnitzel; with 50 mpg and only 250 calories a serving it’s less filling at the pump and your stomach, but will all the flavor.
Reminds me of a comic I drew back in 5th grade…
*THE UNTOLD SCENE OF THE TALE OF HANSEL AND GRETEL*
kids: “Wow a house made of candy! And a matching car!”
days later…
Witch: “Well, they ran away, but I can chase them… TO THE CANDYMOBILE! …OK WHO ATE THE STEERING WHEEL?!”
Ever have a mouse in your car? Now imagine the car’s made of cheese.
Ever have a mouse in your car? Now imagine the mouse is made of cheese. Delicious.
I vaguely recall reading about a guy who ate a car, piece by piece, over a long time. Maybe he lost a bet.
Most of us have really weird fleeting thoughts, maybe as we’re falling asleep. Some folks who are simple, fun-loving, and bent out of shape draw cartoons about those thoughts. Thanks, Adam.
There was a guy who ate an airplane: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito
No prob!
There was an episode of M*A*S*H where Klinger tried to eat a jeep …
I was once in a car crash. Some anulbag rear-ended us and I ended up having my face slammed against the dash board, and literally took a chunk of the dash out with my teeth. It did not taste like mozzarella.
Gluttony is now also the felony Grand Theft Auto
Now I’m wondering what different models would taste like. Are pickup trucks like steak? Are compacts tofu flavored? Would high powered sports cars be composed of Sriracha and prime rib? I’m guessing luxury cars would be caviar and lobster. So many ideas…
Interesting. I think all of the cars I’ve owned thus far would’ve tasted like steamed beets.
Do Volvos taste like Swedish Fish?
Salted herring. Lasts forever.
I can see it now; the vehicles will be named to what they taste like. Advertisements would be akin to food commercials. “The new Volkswagen Schnitzel; with 50 mpg and only 250 calories a serving it’s less filling at the pump and your stomach, but will all the flavor.
Klinger tried to eat a jeep in MASH.
And I swear the brake lines must be made of Twizzlers…
That’s where my mind went too. I figured they’d taste like black licorice.
Mm… delicious, delicious black licorice.
I have no idea why so many people seem to hate the taste.
Also, panel 3 must have my favorite line from this comic in a long time.
Looks like Bug has an All-Wheel-Drive car. That’s extra calories, right there…
Reminds me of a comic I drew back in 5th grade…
*THE UNTOLD SCENE OF THE TALE OF HANSEL AND GRETEL*
kids: “Wow a house made of candy! And a matching car!”
days later…
Witch: “Well, they ran away, but I can chase them… TO THE CANDYMOBILE! …OK WHO ATE THE STEERING WHEEL?!”
Reminds me of a comic someone once drew about flying on food…