I dislike running. I always say the only ways you can get me to run is if some axe murderer is chasing me or there’s an ice cream truck nearby. You illustrated the first reason nicely!
Whew! Glad you pointed that faux pax in the last panel. I have reservations at the Norman Bates cabin up at Murder Lake next weekend, and I was just about to pack my flip flops. Good save, Adam!
I owe you one…
My wife calls me a Big Galoot. It’s not a compliment. Not bad but definitely not a compliment. When I break into a jog these days it’s only to save my life while walking across a busy street.
My brain likes to remind me during morning exercises that forcing a person to run was one of the methods they used to use to extort a confession out of a person suspected of witchcraft. Running is literally torture.
the commenter below me is a… NO… JUST NO
this is hilarious! great comic
galoot practice… XD nose milk-ingly funny 😀
You draw great psychotic mask-wearing killers.
Just wanted to let you know.
Thanks.
I dislike running. I always say the only ways you can get me to run is if some axe murderer is chasing me or there’s an ice cream truck nearby. You illustrated the first reason nicely!
So what happens if there’s an axe murderer between you and an ice cream truck?
Whew! Glad you pointed that faux pax in the last panel. I have reservations at the Norman Bates cabin up at Murder Lake next weekend, and I was just about to pack my flip flops. Good save, Adam!
I owe you one…
These are some pretty good excuses. I have to write these down! 😉
All that comes to mind for me after reading this is ” I used to be an adventurer like you…Then I took an arrow to the knee..”
CX
Your lucky, I’m always late for galumphing practice.
(BTW, “galumphing” is a sport invented by the British mathematician Charles Lutwidge Dodgson circa 1871.)
My wife calls me a Big Galoot. It’s not a compliment. Not bad but definitely not a compliment. When I break into a jog these days it’s only to save my life while walking across a busy street.
My brain likes to remind me during morning exercises that forcing a person to run was one of the methods they used to use to extort a confession out of a person suspected of witchcraft. Running is literally torture.
None of that highgalootin’ runnin’ for me.
Kaiser’s ghost: “Hey! that’s not my fault!”
Also Adam and The Oatmeal are not going be friend eh?
Note: The Oatmeal is a run nut. He love to run.
You know that running is one of the greatest pleasures known to men, right? 😉
No.
LOL galoot practice