As cold and calculating as Niece Bug is, she isn’t just swinging that bat, she’s testing it for weight and balance BEFORE the swing [also, it’s a magicians’ blindfold. She can totally see through that thing.]
Hmmm, I hadn’t thought of that. Rotten, no good Emu’s! Making me think they were all cool. Not that getting drunk excuses this sort of behavior in any way…but still…
Oh, man– blindfolded NieceBug with a bat… Every time I’ve seen a man near a piñata, he’s gotten it in the gonads.
“Inebriated llamas”? Adam, your brain is such a fascinatingly random place.
As cold and calculating as Niece Bug is, she isn’t just swinging that bat, she’s testing it for weight and balance BEFORE the swing [also, it’s a magicians’ blindfold. She can totally see through that thing.]
I thought that’s what you were supposed to do with piñatas?!??
That’s why I refuse to be hypnotized. That and the fact I could be told to go on a rampage whenever I hear the word “parakeet”
Huh, so THAT’S why I do that.
parakeet
parakeet
parakeet
Haha, joke’s on you. It only works when I hear it, not when I see it.
Well, then read it out loud?
. . . I can’t believe that fooled me. Well, now to come up with a new identity and move out of town.
What about being molested by emus?
Naw, man. Emu’s are cool. Plus, they don’t drink, so…
That’s what makes it worse!!
It kind of does.
Hmmm, I hadn’t thought of that. Rotten, no good Emu’s! Making me think they were all cool. Not that getting drunk excuses this sort of behavior in any way…but still…
You can’t prove anything >.>