The Tart Who Loved Me
on September 26, 2014
at 12:00 am
I know I’m probably missing out on lots of Pop-Tart-themed James Bond movie titles. Please feel free to post your alternate title to today’s strip!
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
Here is a title though still lame yet true.
One poptart is never enough
Also i have used biding your time with breakfast before. all you need is the pose that says soon, soon it will be ready
Golden Tart?
No, wait, Tartfall…
You only toast twice. On her Majesty’s secret filling. The man with the golden tart. License to toast.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Filling. This wins today’s episode of the internet!
The Spy Who Popped Me?
Toasted, not charred.
No. Mr. Tart. I expect you to… POP!
One tart is not enough.
(Too obvious?)
You only tart twice.
Why doesn’t Dr. No-Bug have metal hands?
License to Toast?
Maybe license to grill?
Poptarts Are Forever
MOON-POP-TART-ER. Yeesh, you’re right, this is hard.
Moontoaster.
Octotart.
On Her Majesty’s Secret PopTart, Thunder Tart, Moon Popper, Pop Tarts are Forever
Goldencrust
From Kellogs, With Love
For Your Mouth Only
The Man With The Golden Pastry
Octopastry
A View to a PopTart
Toast Another Tart
Octopastry gets my vote.
From Toaster with Love
On Her Majesty’s Toaster Pastry
Breaking out the Thesaurus:
Live and Let Pie
Quantum of Strudel
The Doughnut is Not Enough
Casino Phyllo
I guess if we are Biding Our Time…
Pie Another Day
Won the internet today…
pie again tomorrow
Goldfilling
Tart royale
Tart-morrow never dies
The Wildlicious is not enough
Quantum of comfort food
Dr No more pop-tarts or you’ll get diabetes
Finally, an excuse to say, “I’ll have a Bug Martini. Shaken, not stirred.”
yeah because otherwise you’re ordering a martini with bugs in it
Golden Iced.
Skyfull.
Diamond Salt Forever.
Bundterball.
‘Burned Finger’
Guess I may as well join in:
“You only Pop twice”
“The Living Tart Lights”
“A View to a Toaster”
“License to Toast”
“Live and let Toast”
“Thunder Tart”
aaaaaaaand:
“Never say Pop Tart Again”
Octotarty.
Or perhaps Octotoasty or Octopoppy.
This comic and comments are one of the few relics from your time period. In the early 21st century, much media was taken over my what we now call “twit-storms”; apparently started when high-ranking official communicate solely through what you called “twitter” what we now called “the end of normal communications”.
Why would you call it that? If it’s the end, you guys don’t speak that way anymore, so it’s not normal by the time your period rolls around.
Also, I know some specific instances that fit your bill, but Twitter and social media aren’t that bad. Or, I thought they weren’t this comment from 1000 years in the future is pretty hard to read, so maybe you’re onto something…
This wasn’t available at the time, but maybe “No Time To Pie”?