To the other, Kai, what if the waste also rises? If not, though, it’s still useful for toilet training; when the kid lands, you’ll know there’s too much ballast.
Damn. That joke doesn’t work because you still have to feed them.
Today’s is one of those cartoons where I read the comic straight through without reading any of the narrator text, and the cartoon didn’t make any sense at all.
(I was like, “Why is a child stuck to his foot in the second panel? I look forward to its explanation.”)
Then I read it the way it was supposed to be read (with the narrator text) and it made so much more sense.
So, thanks for the narrator text boxes, Adam! Without them I’d be lost!
hover-children….what next… I think your insane adam. I would know, cause I understand you (theres even a law that says only the insane can know they are insane, if you manage to “prove” your sane, that only proves your INsane…..lol)
Thank you, Adam, for making my life better. See, “gratitude” is one of the things that makes us happy in life. So the more things that we have to be grateful with, the more gratitude we feel, the happier we are, and the better our life is.
Up until this very moment, I was never grateful for the lack of hover-kids in my life. And now I am.
So, thank you, Adam. Thank you for making the world a better place.
Yeah, but at least you no longer have to carry your kids around, just put them on a leash and drag them along as somewhat noisy helium balloons.
Yeah, the baby buggy business will face a serious decline then!
But I guess that umbrella will not only have to handle loogies. Let’s all hope that diapers work flawlessly then.
To the other, Kai, what if the waste also rises? If not, though, it’s still useful for toilet training; when the kid lands, you’ll know there’s too much ballast.
Damn. That joke doesn’t work because you still have to feed them.
(sigh)
If waste rises, babies would be spitting up a lot more…
And potty training would be accompanied by Psycho thriller music – Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!
Next time I drop one of my nieces and I get yelled at, I can say “Just checking!” as per panel 1.
I’m thinking of changing my name to better fit my gravatar. Any ideas?
Ooop! I should include a caveat: This post has nothing to do with today’s comic.
Suuuurrree, it doens’t. 😀
Also, you stole Jeff’s Gravitar. You might want to change your name to “Lumpy” if he catches you.
I’m happy to see that my wife and I are not the only ones who have Margarita Night.
I don’t think hover children are ever going to be invented. Hover people, maybe, but why would it just be children and not all people?
I was promised flying cars! Where are the flying cars?
There’s no market for flying cars, but you can get a car with a selfie camera in the steering wheel.
Dilbert reference. Nice.
Today’s is one of those cartoons where I read the comic straight through without reading any of the narrator text, and the cartoon didn’t make any sense at all.
(I was like, “Why is a child stuck to his foot in the second panel? I look forward to its explanation.”)
Then I read it the way it was supposed to be read (with the narrator text) and it made so much more sense.
So, thanks for the narrator text boxes, Adam! Without them I’d be lost!
hover-children….what next… I think your insane adam. I would know, cause I understand you (theres even a law that says only the insane can know they are insane, if you manage to “prove” your sane, that only proves your INsane…..lol)
Thank you, Adam, for making my life better. See, “gratitude” is one of the things that makes us happy in life. So the more things that we have to be grateful with, the more gratitude we feel, the happier we are, and the better our life is.
Up until this very moment, I was never grateful for the lack of hover-kids in my life. And now I am.
So, thank you, Adam. Thank you for making the world a better place.
Don’t thank me yet. The hover-kids may one day come to pass.
Does he want loogies on his margarita? Because that’s how he gets loogies on his margarita.
P.S. The way he’s walking with the umbrella killed me!
Does he really need the ladder in the 2nd panel? Couldn’t he just step on the kid?
“Way to ruin margarita night, you crispy twerp!”
Definitely one of the best sentences you’ve ever written for this comic.