You could have had a shot, Adam. Stan Lee did a TV series called “Who Wants To Be a Superhero?” and one of the competitors was Fat Mama, who used donuts to fuel her superpowers and had donuts hanging on her utility belt. She almost won– I think she was the last one eliminated.
So much to love about this comic! The title. Bald Professor Xavier (pointed out already, I know). WOLVERINE BUG! The Blob bug having fat antennae… SO MUCH WIN here! Love it!
And you’d be COMPLETELY outclassed over in DC-land. Matter Eater Lad covers that entire power set, plus much, much more. Not only could he eat, literally, every donut that exists, he can eat everything else, too.
I suppose Galactus would count as someone else whose powers involve eating every single donut on the planet, along with the whole rest of the planet.
I was going to mention Galactus, too.
He can shrink himself down and just consume the donuts, if he wanted to – but, humanity is irrelevant to him so he doesn’t.
“having them shot”is acceptable. Another example of that grammar would be, “My girlfriend had her purse stolen at the restaurant last night.” It’s understood that it was stolen; she didn’t arrange to have it stolen. I Hope. Or was she trying to dump me??
OHHH
Having them SHOT at him.
Not having them SHOOT at him.
I envisioned some kind of Donutank shooting at Bug, not having just eclairs shot at him. Therefore, I misinterpreted it.
That could be another movie with a meandering, unfocused plot, like the one where the president is at the car wash, unable to decide whether to spring for the wax or not.
The Cyclops bug in the first pannel looks more like glasses bug looking to the left with a stretched-out right eye with a similarly stretched out pupil. At least, that’s what it looked like to me initially.
Just expand your repertoire into non-donut substances, and you could be a real-life version of obscure Legion of Superheroes character Matter-Eater Lad! Yes. Really. He was a superhero who could eat through anything.
You could have had a shot, Adam. Stan Lee did a TV series called “Who Wants To Be a Superhero?” and one of the competitors was Fat Mama, who used donuts to fuel her superpowers and had donuts hanging on her utility belt. She almost won– I think she was the last one eliminated.
http://www.nashentertainment.com/television/superhero1/castcrew.html
BLASPHEMY! Sprinkles are REQUIRED!
There’s such a thing as too many sprinkles. Donuts with sprinkles need to be a work of art. Not just a slapdash effort to cover up frosting errors.
I love how Bug Professor Xavier has no antennae.
Ha! I missed that, but now that you pointed it out I too love that.
Doughneto just needs to devise a Glaze Gun (c), ala Batman’s nemesis Mr. Freeze. It would be the icing in the cake, er doughnut!
So much to love about this comic! The title. Bald Professor Xavier (pointed out already, I know). WOLVERINE BUG! The Blob bug having fat antennae… SO MUCH WIN here! Love it!
Yasss! Wolverine-bug is an absolutely gorgeous piece of artwork. <3
And you’d be COMPLETELY outclassed over in DC-land. Matter Eater Lad covers that entire power set, plus much, much more. Not only could he eat, literally, every donut that exists, he can eat everything else, too.
I suppose Galactus would count as someone else whose powers involve eating every single donut on the planet, along with the whole rest of the planet.
I was going to mention Galactus, too.
He can shrink himself down and just consume the donuts, if he wanted to – but, humanity is irrelevant to him so he doesn’t.
LaForge bug, what are you doing here? That’s not Picard, that’s… oh, you’re cyclops. Nevermind!
Having them shot?
“having them shot”is acceptable. Another example of that grammar would be, “My girlfriend had her purse stolen at the restaurant last night.” It’s understood that it was stolen; she didn’t arrange to have it stolen. I Hope. Or was she trying to dump me??
OHHH
Having them SHOT at him.
Not having them SHOOT at him.
I envisioned some kind of Donutank shooting at Bug, not having just eclairs shot at him. Therefore, I misinterpreted it.
Your ability to turn any character into a believable bug model… it’s amazing
Thanks!
That could be another movie with a meandering, unfocused plot, like the one where the president is at the car wash, unable to decide whether to spring for the wax or not.
The Cyclops bug in the first pannel looks more like glasses bug looking to the left with a stretched-out right eye with a similarly stretched out pupil. At least, that’s what it looked like to me initially.
Just expand your repertoire into non-donut substances, and you could be a real-life version of obscure Legion of Superheroes character Matter-Eater Lad! Yes. Really. He was a superhero who could eat through anything.