You think YOU’VE got it bad? My brother-in-law has been, at various points in his life, a competitive bodybuilder, a martial arts instructor, a bouncer, an honest-to-goodness cowboy, a motorcycle policeman, and Air Force Combat Controller (a less-well-known Special Operations group — you know how special operations teams go into hostile secret landing zones behind enemy lines to do their stuff? AFCC are the folks that go in first to set up those landing zones.) Also, he organized Walt Disney World’s anti-terrorism response team. (That’s one of those things that you hear and you go, “HA HA ha oh wait that actually makes sense.”)
Also, a chef, ballet dancer, redneck, high school teacher, and theologian.
Indeed, given that he’s been a cowboy, a motorcycle policeman, a soldier, and he’s half Cherokee, he actually IS all of the Village People.
My wife’s not helping here — she said, “Well, sure, you COULD do that, but do you want me to bring up YOUR employment history?”
Then she said, “And what about your other brother-in-law? MY brother was a Marine, a SWAT sniper, an undercover vice cop, graduated top of his class in law school, and is now a state prosecutor.”
… I have two brothers-in-law who were both, at some point, motorcycle cops. Me? I, um, have never been convicted of any felonies, anyway.
I don’t know why, but Bug’s marker-pecs in the last panel make me laugh way more than they rightly should.
Drawn-on pecs! Thanks Adam, that’s just what I need to impress the ladies down at the beech this weekend.
The beach? It’s 10 below zero out there right now. You’re hard core!!!
(I don’t see any ladies, though)
Ah the joys of Australia. The things I’d do for a good antarctic breeze right about now (no that’s not an Australian idiom, but it really should be).
We’ve got lots of cold Canadian wind you can have.
(We’re keeping the cold Canadian beer. Although we might do an even trade for cold Australian beer.)
No no, he meant “the Beech” as in the tree.
Oh, snap! I totally overlooked that spelling.
…it’s still below zero out by the tree, though.
Those buckteeth in panel 2…
And yes, drawn-on pecs are just what the ladies like at the beach, yessirree bob!
Don’t forget the drawn-on six-pack abs.
You’re talking about the Ab-Abber 2000!
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Yep, Dork Bug rocks!
Where is the panel in which something horrible happens?
That’s when Bug goes to the beach and the ladies see his drawn-on pecs. You have to imagine.
They’ll throw a copy machine on him? 🙂
Harpoon him.
brilliant title. I always forget to look at the title though… I’ve missed so many of them.
The drawn on pecs remind me of that one strong bad email with the ab abber 2000. Anyone else a fan of that show?
Love it. Miss it.
“Here comes the Thhniiicckaa Maaaan!”
You think YOU’VE got it bad? My brother-in-law has been, at various points in his life, a competitive bodybuilder, a martial arts instructor, a bouncer, an honest-to-goodness cowboy, a motorcycle policeman, and Air Force Combat Controller (a less-well-known Special Operations group — you know how special operations teams go into hostile secret landing zones behind enemy lines to do their stuff? AFCC are the folks that go in first to set up those landing zones.) Also, he organized Walt Disney World’s anti-terrorism response team. (That’s one of those things that you hear and you go, “HA HA ha oh wait that actually makes sense.”)
Also, a chef, ballet dancer, redneck, high school teacher, and theologian.
Indeed, given that he’s been a cowboy, a motorcycle policeman, a soldier, and he’s half Cherokee, he actually IS all of the Village People.
It doesn’t take a village – he is a Village!
Sounds like your BIL can’t hold down a job!! 😀
At least you can look at it that way to make yourself feel better?
My wife’s not helping here — she said, “Well, sure, you COULD do that, but do you want me to bring up YOUR employment history?”
Then she said, “And what about your other brother-in-law? MY brother was a Marine, a SWAT sniper, an undercover vice cop, graduated top of his class in law school, and is now a state prosecutor.”
… I have two brothers-in-law who were both, at some point, motorcycle cops. Me? I, um, have never been convicted of any felonies, anyway.
*giggles*