“Don’t try to frighten us with your sorceror’s ways, Lord Vapor. Your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen datatapes, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the Rebels’ hidden fortre-*gasp* what is that *choke* smell?”
“Don’t try to frighten us with your sorceror’s ways, Lord Vapor. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen datatapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels’ hidden fortre-*gasp* what is that *choke* smell?”
One should always let the wookie win. Using that logic, it would not be wise to blame the wookie for your farts. Unless, of course, the wookie either 1) smells worse than that, or 2) can’t smell your farts and thus has no idea what those around him are taking about.
Adam, I’ve been reading your comic since its early stages and you have yet failed to deliver. The star wars puns? Pure gold and aptly relevant considering a certain trailer. 😀
O.o
ultimate …I out of idea here…..first?
Well, now we know the real reason the Rebels targeted the exhaust vent.
+∞
“Don’t try to frighten us with your sorceror’s ways, Lord Vapor. Your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen datatapes, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the Rebels’ hidden fortre-*gasp* what is that *choke* smell?”
“Don’t try to frighten us with your sorceror’s ways, Lord Vapor. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen datatapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels’ hidden fortre-*gasp* what is that *choke* smell?”
There. Had to fix it.
Don’t be too proud of this aromatic terror you have constructed.
The ability to empty a room pales in comparison… to my ass.
*breathes through gas mask*
Yep. I love you guys.
The Emperor does not share your colonary appraisal of the situation.
Emptying your innards reduces the fart-production.
‘You’re our only hope, oh BM Ejection!’
“You are going with me to Alderaan. You will learn the ways of the farts.
Is that the reason Han Solo always flew with Chewbacca – so he could blame it on the wookie?
“I’d blame it all on the wookie, the wookie, so I can take that cookie”
I need to put a comment here so that mine and Flavios’ avatars are looking at each other.
One should always let the wookie win. Using that logic, it would not be wise to blame the wookie for your farts. Unless, of course, the wookie either 1) smells worse than that, or 2) can’t smell your farts and thus has no idea what those around him are taking about.
It’s the toner! In the office I have a printer next to me and this happens sometimes.
Lie fighters would make an excellent t shirt.
Proton is a TREK reference!
…and you call yourself a nerd…harrumph!
HARRUMPH I SAYS!!
No. Star Wars uses proton torpedoes. As in: “The shaft is ray-shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.”
Star Trek uses photon torpedoes. As in: “Eat photon torpedoes, you Klingon sum’bitch!”
Counter-harrumph!
ROFL I love my fellow nerds! XD
Adam, you are truly a great hero, thank you for being correct about this.
Hey, I know my fictional torpedoes.
So much wonderful stuff here. From the title to the expressions to the mini TIE fighter for Darth Vapor… I’m dying from the awesomeness.
I was hoping you guys would get the title!
Adam, I’ve been reading your comic since its early stages and you have yet failed to deliver. The star wars puns? Pure gold and aptly relevant considering a certain trailer. 😀
In short; you’re awesome.
Thanks! Yeah, with Episode VII on the way it’s gonna be hard NOT making more Star Wars-related jokes.
http://faveable.com/detail/1812/shreddies-underwear might help 🙂
OK, I’ll go there… Giant Gas Planet… ENDor orbited by the MOON also known as ENDor!
Endor (also known as the Forest Moon of Endor and the Sanctuary Moon) was a small forested moon orbiting the gas giant planet of Endor.
(I just though of a new one)
*after eating burritos for lunch*
Vader: “I sense something… a presence I haven’t felt since…” *leaves quickly*
Co-worker: *snif* “OH GOD!”
ohgodohgodohgod–too much ROFLwin in the comic itself and the comments!
XD
<3 <3 <3