A Ronin Stone Gathers No Jobs – Part 2
on May 13, 2015
at 12:00 am
So, I kinda did a strip about unemployed ninjas before. You know, that old chestnut. Here’s a link to the strip:
https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/nice-work-if-you-can-garrote-it/
But I decided to go ahead and draw this one anyway. Two reasons:
1. These are at least different jokes
2. I was in the mood to draw ninjas
I was about to say that only Adam would do cartoons about lousy ninjas, but there is an “Unstealthiest Ninja” series going at shirt.woot.
Link to those and other ninja designs:
http://shirt.woot.com/catalog?q=Ninja
Adam, didn’t you do one about a ninja being trained to make their gas smell like flowers so they could hide in potted plants, or did I hallucinate that? I can’t imagine that I saw it anywhere else….
https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/quiet-but-deadly/
Nope, not a hallucination.
Also, Adam? Just so you know, Bug Martini is my favorite webcomic to read while avoiding doing work.
Awesome!
It seems I have the same hallucinations as you.
I remember that!
“Dude, did those begonias just drop ass?”
The smoking ninja has to do it squatting in the alley.
Why is the smoking ninja in a black tutu?
Unemployed Ninja:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_pw7wgtOHw
Panel 3 really killed me! Ha! He dropped all his throwing stars.
“Hey little girl, you wanna hand those back up to me? Careful, they’re sharp!” Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh man, this comic starts my day off right, I tells ya!
Don’t give Niece Bug any ideas.
Shinoobi is my new favorite pun.
I don’t get it 🙁
Shinoobi = Noob plus Shinobi
Der!
Am I the only one here doesn’t compare every new comic to every old comic to see if Adam has done this joke before? That seems like a creepy and weird thing to do.
Like Adam; as soon as I read (him; draw) a toon I immediately forget what happened.
I don’t know how some others keep all this in their memory spaces and still remember how to tie their shoes.
Actually back in https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/nice-work-if-you-can-garrote-it/ he did the OPPOSITE of this joke. Bug is contradictory! Worst comic ever!
“Um… excuse me… I don’t know how to tell you this but… you owe me five extra cents”
I was missing the Star Wars strips…then I read this one.
Every Panel Is A Winner! XD