Interesting note: Because of the 5th Amendment, you cannot be convicted for filling out the “illegal income” section. The reasoning is you’re not confessing to a specific crime.
Dude. If you’re able to find ongoing drug deals upon request, that by itself is worth at least a bag with a dollar sign; just sell that info to shady, interested people.
Just run out and take it, it will make for a far more heroin tale. Er… if you survive, that is. Better pick up the speed.
I’m not sure if heroin was intentional or if it was the most relevant typo ever.
Judging from “better pick up the speed”, I’m guessing it was a deliberate crack.
It worked out perfectly for the 100-year-old man who climbed out of a window and disappeared! (Book and movie)
Police would probably have an easier time on a foot pursuit trying to catch a 100 year old no matter how spry he was.
I wonder if I put “Crime Loot” in my tax forms my CPA would think it’s a funny joke, or if he’d call me up in a panic.
IIRC, when you file taxes in USA and/or Canada, there’s a section to include income gained from illegal activities.
Oh yeah!
That’s the form that all of Congress fills out.
Thanks for the reminder! 😀
Interesting note: Because of the 5th Amendment, you cannot be convicted for filling out the “illegal income” section. The reasoning is you’re not confessing to a specific crime.
Dude. If you’re able to find ongoing drug deals upon request, that by itself is worth at least a bag with a dollar sign; just sell that info to shady, interested people.