I feel like the destruction of the ozone layer would have been a more appropriate third panel, with the same illustration, since that can actually give you cancer via UV radiation and ostensibly kill you.
It’s easy to avoid, though. Never go outside, which is pretty much my plan, anyway. Global warming, you can’t avoid without leaving the globe, because both outdoors AND indoors are part of the things that are warming.
Because you want to make 75%+ of you readers first re-read the line thinking they got it wrong, and then cringe when the realized, no, they actually read it right.
I would not mind if I did find
a blue whale in my soup;
Nor would I mind a porcupine
inside a chicken coop.
Yes, life is fine when things combine,
like ham in beef lo mein,
But Lord, this time I think I mind;
they’ve put acid in my rain.
-Bloom County
you took the words right out of my mouth. now give them back.
I feel like the destruction of the ozone layer would have been a more appropriate third panel, with the same illustration, since that can actually give you cancer via UV radiation and ostensibly kill you.
It’s easy to avoid, though. Never go outside, which is pretty much my plan, anyway. Global warming, you can’t avoid without leaving the globe, because both outdoors AND indoors are part of the things that are warming.
The acid rain looks like hail of bullets
Good. That way, you just need to stay inside until the clouds stop to reload.
Paper rock scissors? What kind of madness is this?
It’s rock paper scissors!
Nono.. It’s Paper Rock Scissors… Paper won this time.
Haha! I’m with you. Why did I write it that way?
Because you want to make 75%+ of you readers first re-read the line thinking they got it wrong, and then cringe when the realized, no, they actually read it right.
Well, this way it’s in order of what beats what. Paper > Rock > Scissors.
And, in Rock Paper Scissors, it’s in the order of what loses to what: Rock < Paper < Scissors.
… hmm. I think that every single arrangement of those three is in order by win or by loss.
R<PS>P
P<SR>S
S<RP>R
Yup. There are six ways that you can list them, and all of them are in order.
Perhaps the next strip explains it, given how the speaker identifies.
RPS is so last week. All the cool kids are playing Rock – Paper – Scissors – Lizard – Spock.
And after our nice game of Rock Paper Scissors, we can wind down with some KenJanPon.
Bug gots MOVES I the third panel . . .
Great title. You could probably get quite a few Ink Spots songs repurposes for environmental hazard descriptions:
If I Didn’t Litter
I Don’t Want to Start a Wildfire
It’s All Over But The Aftershocks
Maybe (We Could Buy an Electric Car)
Carbon Footprint Unknown
The Best Things In Life Are Green
Always (Is Global Warming A Problem)