Well then, he should be holding a bat in one hand and lightly smacking it into his other palm. Otherwise people might get the wrong idea and call the police.
Well, the etymology of soccer is clear and not very pleasant. A crutch for people using the word “football” for a sports where something not shaped like a ball is not hit by feet.
Football: ancient terminology for any sport played *on* foot, versus other sports played (for instance) on horseback. Goes back hundreds of years, if not longer. Predates both ‘footballs’ we use today. Stating that American football or the ‘other’ football we call soccer is *the* Football is like arguing that you’re only playing “Cards” if its either Rummy or 5 Card Stud.
There’s always reasons. It’s amazing to me that in the U.S. soccer is played by young people whose parents can afford the costs while in the rest of the world football is played by the poverty stricken.
Aren’t you supposed to bend the kids?
I can sympathize with the jealousy, but as a “male” “adult” main bug really shouldnt be seen watching girl sports from behind bushes
also, I’m european and therefore obliged to state: it’s called football
He’s not standing behind a bush to ogle the kid. He’s only plotting to inflict violence.
Well then, he should be holding a bat in one hand and lightly smacking it into his other palm. Otherwise people might get the wrong idea and call the police.
Really it all depends on what type of moustache you’re sporting.
That’s why he’s watching behind the bushes; so he won’t be seen.
And yes, it’s called “football”- by people who don’t know that it’s actually soccer.
Well, the etymology of soccer is clear and not very pleasant. A crutch for people using the word “football” for a sports where something not shaped like a ball is not hit by feet.
Football: ancient terminology for any sport played *on* foot, versus other sports played (for instance) on horseback. Goes back hundreds of years, if not longer. Predates both ‘footballs’ we use today. Stating that American football or the ‘other’ football we call soccer is *the* Football is like arguing that you’re only playing “Cards” if its either Rummy or 5 Card Stud.
I still don’t see how this relates to dog robbing.
The little girl’s name is Emily.
I thought kicking kids for fun was just an eccentric hobby of yours?
That’s the worst looking soccer ball I’ve ever seen… I kid! I kid!!! Seriously, i kid.
… don’t hate me…..
Haha! How dare you!
I like how it just starts off with “it really annoys me that-“
There’s always reasons. It’s amazing to me that in the U.S. soccer is played by young people whose parents can afford the costs while in the rest of the world football is played by the poverty stricken.
Oh wait, that’s actually a good idea, a tee that just says “Bat Symbol.” I like it.