Dunkin Donuts would be the high places of worship, the major temples; and other donut shops would be the minor locations. I guess sacrifices would be allowed only at the DD locations. The theology would have two dissenting opinions – filled or glazed – and woe to those who tried to combine them together. The sprinklers would be a sect unto themselves. And Homer Simpson would be their representative of their deity. D’oh!
Communion would be a donut hole and a tiny cup of coffee.
There’d be animosity going back centuries with the danish-worshipers and it would be a sin to draw a picture of Vernon Rudolph (pastry blessings upon him).
there would have to be denominations for Tim Hortens, Krispy Kreme.
along with thousands of lesser denominations and indvidual churches for actual bakeries.
Don’t forget the Croissantis who’s always clashing with Donatus followers since the medieval era. But now there’s a new sect called Cronutus (pretty much Croissant shaped like Donut, yes, it’s real deal) that’s gaining new followers fast.
I’m a Bostonian, so, yes, I already do worship at DD’s — the Bostonian religion has Dunks and the Sox as sacraments — but DD isn’t the HIGH church of donuts in Boston.
That’s Kane’s Donuts in Saugus. Every adherent in Boston is required to make a hajji to Kane’s at least once; some of the most devout go every Sunday.
Pretty sure the world’s *entire* population would start not-so-mysteriously disappearing. Let’s face it – there are just some days (such as most of them) where you’d rather have donuts than 90% of the people you interact with.
hrm……… no arguements from me..
“glaze be to god”….good one
Wonder what a donut-based religion’s evangelists are like.
Extremely convincing, if my school and my office are anything to go by.
Wouldn’t be popular. Instead of filling that void in your heart, they’d get you one.
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/reddwarf/images/9/9d/Cat_priest.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120128152937
That guy is one salon visit and an outfit change away from being a real-life Dr. Robotnik.
Red Dwarf for the WIN!!!
Cops. The evangelists are cops.
Or Homer Simpson!
Dunkin Donuts would be the high places of worship, the major temples; and other donut shops would be the minor locations. I guess sacrifices would be allowed only at the DD locations. The theology would have two dissenting opinions – filled or glazed – and woe to those who tried to combine them together. The sprinklers would be a sect unto themselves. And Homer Simpson would be their representative of their deity. D’oh!
Communion would be a donut hole and a tiny cup of coffee.
There’d be animosity going back centuries with the danish-worshipers and it would be a sin to draw a picture of Vernon Rudolph (pastry blessings upon him).
there would have to be denominations for Tim Hortens, Krispy Kreme.
along with thousands of lesser denominations and indvidual churches for actual bakeries.
Don’t forget the diabetic atheists.
Is there a church of the non-GMO gluten-free fat-free nut-free Holy Donut Hole?
Don’t forget the Croissantis who’s always clashing with Donatus followers since the medieval era. But now there’s a new sect called Cronutus (pretty much Croissant shaped like Donut, yes, it’s real deal) that’s gaining new followers fast.
I’m a Bostonian, so, yes, I already do worship at DD’s — the Bostonian religion has Dunks and the Sox as sacraments — but DD isn’t the HIGH church of donuts in Boston.
That’s Kane’s Donuts in Saugus. Every adherent in Boston is required to make a hajji to Kane’s at least once; some of the most devout go every Sunday.
“O Sprinkled One!” was a perfect finish to an excellent strip. Well done again, Adam!
Thanks!
So much for the separation of church and pastry!
Nicely done!
Pretty sure the world’s *entire* population would start not-so-mysteriously disappearing. Let’s face it – there are just some days (such as most of them) where you’d rather have donuts than 90% of the people you interact with.
The only problem would be that people who were overweight from too many donuts/busy gorging themselves would be easy prey…