My legs are already turning traitor. I used to be able to sit cross-legged for hours with no issue. I still can, but getting up involves wobbly feeling legs for about 5 minutes.
And don’t even get me started on the back pain.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to shoo some kids off my lawn. *hobbles off*
Wait, I thought walking slowly and annoying the whippersnapper kids was one of the perks of getting old? Next to complaining about everything that’s what I’m looking forward to most.
Clever move to imagine the guy your girlfriend will leave you for beforehand. So you’ll be perfectly fine with letting her go when the time has come…
I doubt there’s enough kickboxers to go around. She might have to settle for a bicycle racer.
My legs are already turning traitor. I used to be able to sit cross-legged for hours with no issue. I still can, but getting up involves wobbly feeling legs for about 5 minutes.
And don’t even get me started on the back pain.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to shoo some kids off my lawn. *hobbles off*
EVERYBODY’S ex ends up with a Brazilian kickboxer. I’m hoping for Juliana Lima, maybe.
Wait, I thought walking slowly and annoying the whippersnapper kids was one of the perks of getting old? Next to complaining about everything that’s what I’m looking forward to most.
No, the best part about getting old is being able to get away with anything. “Oh, don’t mind her, she’s just old….”
And you young folks take care of your knees and your back, because you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Oh how I miss my knees.
Also, I’m laughing way too hard at panel two. And for some reason I’m hearing “Boooo!” in Dr. Scratchansniff’s voice.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me?… When I’m sixty four!
“Dude come back, you’re my ride!”