Sorry, Adam, but Hank Solo has already been done. My glass keyboard won’t let me pet a URL here, so go to Google and look for “samuraiguitarist bluegrass Star Wars”. That should find the story of Hank Solo Jr.
At some point while considering what to comment on this, the idea crossed my mind of Han Solo returning as a Force-ghost (like Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker) in episode 8–and, after considering the matter further, I actually have mixed feelings about this kind of thing happening. Pro: I’ll get to see Han again (outside of his 2018 anthology film, that is). Cons: It would confirm beyond a shadow of a doubt that he did not, in fact, escape the destruction of Starkiller Base by the skin of his teeth; becoming a Force-ghost just plain wouldn’t make sense for somebody who didn’t even believe in the Force for half of his life.
Taking a cue from Breaking Bad fandom, shouldn’t that be Honk Solo?
Note that taking cues from Breaking Bad fandom can be a very bad idea.
How the hell did Bug find such an empty theater?!
He’s so surprised on what he got wrong. That he’s still sitting there after every one have left.
The fake spoilers are brilliant. Keep em coming.
Sorry, Adam, but Hank Solo has already been done. My glass keyboard won’t let me pet a URL here, so go to Google and look for “samuraiguitarist bluegrass Star Wars”. That should find the story of Hank Solo Jr.
Argh! Not pet, PUT!
Mmm-hmm!
Hank Solo rocks that sweet jacket though.
Second panel: xkcd reference? http://www.xkcd.com/1550/
Awesome Stormtroopers!
Hank Solo smuggles propane and propane accessories.
Boy, I tell you h-what!
The Wookie ain’t right.
Was panel #1 done about halfway through the movie after everyone else walked out?
At some point while considering what to comment on this, the idea crossed my mind of Han Solo returning as a Force-ghost (like Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker) in episode 8–and, after considering the matter further, I actually have mixed feelings about this kind of thing happening. Pro: I’ll get to see Han again (outside of his 2018 anthology film, that is). Cons: It would confirm beyond a shadow of a doubt that he did not, in fact, escape the destruction of Starkiller Base by the skin of his teeth; becoming a Force-ghost just plain wouldn’t make sense for somebody who didn’t even believe in the Force for half of his life.
Time to piss off every nerd in North America. Star Wars: The Next Generation }8^D>