One of the MANY benefits of not celebrating it. I’ve already been on my phone today, and honestly, I forgot it was even Christmas until I read today’s comic.
Well, I guess I’m kinda the first online today, since I was the first up. My son says he was talking to one of his staff online, though, at 3 this morning; she spend an hour of her shift yestday crying in the washroom because of the rude customers. Retail: gotta love it.
And on Friday, a Santa from one of the local malls was arrested for being drunk and disorderly.
Christmas Day comes and the in-laws arrive,
With their Lime Jello-Marshmallow-Broccoli Surprise.
Perhaps if I sneak out no one will see,
As the dog eats the turkey and pees on the tree…
I’ll be off with my Jewish friends for a movie and Chinese.
Humbug, Bah humbug, Bah humbug.
Pretty sure I have an unhealthy obsession with this webcomic: I get low-key depressed when there isn’t a new comic at exactly midnight (or 11:00pm my time); and on the weekends when you’re not updating, I just mindlessly press the Random button over and over even though I’ve already read every single strip.
One of the MANY benefits of not celebrating it. I’ve already been on my phone today, and honestly, I forgot it was even Christmas until I read today’s comic.
One of the MANY benefits of not using the internet.
Well, I guess I’m kinda the first online today, since I was the first up. My son says he was talking to one of his staff online, though, at 3 this morning; she spend an hour of her shift yestday crying in the washroom because of the rude customers. Retail: gotta love it.
And on Friday, a Santa from one of the local malls was arrested for being drunk and disorderly.
Merry #%*~ing Christmas.
Christmas Day comes and the in-laws arrive,
With their Lime Jello-Marshmallow-Broccoli Surprise.
Perhaps if I sneak out no one will see,
As the dog eats the turkey and pees on the tree…
I’ll be off with my Jewish friends for a movie and Chinese.
Humbug, Bah humbug, Bah humbug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzgWLOmagAk
I’ll retaliate but suggesting you look for the Chieftains’ Boxing Day song, “the St. Stephen’s Day Murder” with Elvis Costello.
I hope your day was merry, with family, good friends, and good cheer.
Merry Christmas to all. You all sound like you need the day off to me. Me personally, I am enjoying my low key christmas.
Pretty sure I have an unhealthy obsession with this webcomic: I get low-key depressed when there isn’t a new comic at exactly midnight (or 11:00pm my time); and on the weekends when you’re not updating, I just mindlessly press the Random button over and over even though I’ve already read every single strip.
I posted a photo to Facebook, but it was of a present that one of my cousins and her boyfriend made for my other cousin’s kid.
So does it count if you’re on the Internet specifically FOR Christmasy-stuff?
it’s a goshdarned mexican standoff!