The you never watched “History Bytes” by TVO starring Rick Green and the gang. It will give you a whole new perspective on history with the bonus that YOU WILL learn something.
Or the obvious listing:
One slightly used tomb: only other occupant rose after three days. Comes with shroud left behind with slight blemishes. Stone rolled away only once. May have angelic beings still inside. Bonus: Gardener may still be available, though He was seen rising into clouds after 40 days.
The Bible verse that gives me most comfort is 2 Kings 2: 23-25
As a balding man, it gives me comfort to know that G-d will have the sorry asses of youth torn to shreds by bears if they mock me for that
Seriously, 2 bears mauled 42 kids. What, did they wait in line? I can see them getting a few each by surprise but then the kids run in different directions
There is no mention of the bears following them into town later
And I just came up with a new HBO series: Detective Bears
It is the story of two of god’s own vengeance bears. Each week they pursue some more of the 42 kids until the grand finale episode where they corner the last one, who confesses his sins and begs forgiveness
“Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord”, says one bear, “and God may forgive you… BUT I AM JUST DOING MY JOB!”.
Bear lunges, freeze frame, roll credits
A bear sits, quietly, in the corner of a dimly lit tavern wearing a trench coat and a fedora. He slowly nurses a warming beer as he waits.
Waits for vengeance.
Reminds me of my favorite FAR SIDE: “Remember me, Mr Schneider? Kenya. 1947. If you’re going to shoot at an elephant, you’d better be ready to finish the job.”
I love your comics, I get a kick out of borderline-blasphemous jokes that is probably going to send me to hell. You remind me of another comic artist I used to follow. Just… please promise me you’re not going to start going on rants about how all true Christians are uneducated hicks, and if you’re not, you’re not really a faithful Christian.
Please?
Jesus seems like a cool dude to hang around with.
heh, you really nailed it with that pun.
Went with the nails in the wrists. Good lad.
The attention to detail is impressive, just like the accurate depiction of first century technology with a tablet, a laptop, AND a smartphone.
The you never watched “History Bytes” by TVO starring Rick Green and the gang. It will give you a whole new perspective on history with the bonus that YOU WILL learn something.
Nails in the hands would make it even harder to text….
The last panel doesn’t show if he’ll ever be able to walk on water again…
My wife wants to know why nobody has a large boat for sale, used only once, some zoo-related smells.
Buyer responsible for moving and to supply own trailer.
Because he only had four panels. He really should have made this a week long series.
Panel four could stand on it’s own. Made me snort on that one.
That was originally gonna be panel three:
Free: One ark. Only used once. Great for parties (booze cruise anyone?). Will be left at curb.
Or the obvious listing:
One slightly used tomb: only other occupant rose after three days. Comes with shroud left behind with slight blemishes. Stone rolled away only once. May have angelic beings still inside. Bonus: Gardener may still be available, though He was seen rising into clouds after 40 days.
The Bible verse that gives me most comfort is 2 Kings 2: 23-25
As a balding man, it gives me comfort to know that G-d will have the sorry asses of youth torn to shreds by bears if they mock me for that
Seriously, 2 bears mauled 42 kids. What, did they wait in line? I can see them getting a few each by surprise but then the kids run in different directions
There is no mention of the bears following them into town later
And I just came up with a new HBO series: Detective Bears
It is the story of two of god’s own vengeance bears. Each week they pursue some more of the 42 kids until the grand finale episode where they corner the last one, who confesses his sins and begs forgiveness
“Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord”, says one bear, “and God may forgive you… BUT I AM JUST DOING MY JOB!”.
Bear lunges, freeze frame, roll credits
Nothing personal. It’s just business. You understand.
A bear sits, quietly, in the corner of a dimly lit tavern wearing a trench coat and a fedora. He slowly nurses a warming beer as he waits.
Waits for vengeance.
Reminds me of my favorite FAR SIDE: “Remember me, Mr Schneider? Kenya. 1947. If you’re going to shoot at an elephant, you’d better be ready to finish the job.”
For sale: (4) smooth stones, unused.
(1) Bronze Helmet, Lightly used. (Note: It doesn’t cover the forehead)
(1) Plus Size Bronze Armor, Lightly used.
(1) Bronze Spear, Lightly used.
(1) Sword, Lightly used
I love your comics, I get a kick out of borderline-blasphemous jokes that is probably going to send me to hell. You remind me of another comic artist I used to follow. Just… please promise me you’re not going to start going on rants about how all true Christians are uneducated hicks, and if you’re not, you’re not really a faithful Christian.
Please?
Hahah… sacrilarious.