And to forestall anything – No you can’t come to Canada just because. We have a bureaucracy to keep employed after all, so start filling out those forms.
I really hate the term “Brexit”. It makes it really hard to take it seriously, when it sounds like a breakfast cereal! When you’ve heard the term for about the thousandth time in the week, it does start to grate on you!
Europe wouldn’t allow that though because Germany is one of the few with positive cash flow.
Mind you I still don’t know why the banks don’t just foreclose on Greece and fire the government. It would be cheaper to have all those [censored] on the dole instead of the payroll.
“A monkey with a lit stick of dynamite.” I KNEW Boris Johnson reminded me of something!
Seriously, “monkeys with lit sticks of dynamite” is the most accurate description of what it looks like that I’ve heard so far.
“Hey! Wanna light this dynamite?”
“No, I totally don’t want to. Plenty of doctors and dynamite-experts told me that it’s a bad idea to light dynamite you’re holding.”
“Pfft. Experts. Aren’t you just sick of listening to experts all the time? ‘Don’t light the dynamite. Look both ways before crossing the street. Stop drinking the liquid nitrogen.’ I say it’s time we stood up to those experts, and showed THEM a thing or two!”
“You know, you’re right. Let’s go light it!”
“…. great. Now we lit it. What do we do now?”
“I dunno! I didn’t think you actually were gonna DO it!”
“Well, you did it too!”
“Yeah, but I didn’t expect it to actually CATCH ON FIRE!!”
… and scene.
Tune in tomorrow as we watch some monkeys with lit sticks of dynamite staring at them in bafflement, with other monkeys who DIDN’T light their sticks of dynamite trying to figure out ways to not blow everything up. And a few monkeys going, “THIS IS SO COOL! THINGS GONNA GO BOOM!!” and drooling in a really creepy racist way.
“I dunno. All I know about Brexit is what I learned from watching John Oliver, and he already did the good jokes. ” You are even funny without pictures. Do you twitter? And the chair comment is a dissipator, not criticism good or bad, but useless distraction. it is hard to ignore things that dont matter though.
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I think that you will get a lot of ideas for episodes about Brexit before this matter is settled.
I dunno. All I know about Brexit is what I learned from watching John Oliver, and he already did the good jokes.
Well, then thank god I don’t know John Oliver. Just illustrate his jokes and I’ll be fine. 😀
THIS may help?
Britain’s exit vote IS a joke, all on its own. Boris is a clown of the DJ Trump variety, and David Cameron is incapable of anything but pratfalls.
BREXIT! The ultimate breakfast cereal, tastes like crap. Why? So its just like Britain leaving the EU!
Judging by the people around me, it’s like “imagine there’s Brexit and nobody notices”. So this would be a cereal with no taste at all.
Well, I have to admit I’m not british.
Ready Brexit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41_5fyqNbE8
Too bad Texas doesn’t have a vote to leave. Texit. (I’d let ’em go…)
Would people actually vote, or just texit in?
I’d move out our bases first. Can’t let them keep those on their own.
And to forestall anything – No you can’t come to Canada just because. We have a bureaucracy to keep employed after all, so start filling out those forms.
Phil Plait and The Oatmeal on Trump: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/fireworks
Remember Charlie Wilson’s War? The Brexit reminds me to say, “We’ll see.”
I love that scene!
I really hate the term “Brexit”. It makes it really hard to take it seriously, when it sounds like a breakfast cereal! When you’ve heard the term for about the thousandth time in the week, it does start to grate on you!
I can’t wait until Germany has a vote called “Gerxit”
That sounds so gross. Like a mix between GERD and acne.
Except they’d be Deexit 😉
Europe wouldn’t allow that though because Germany is one of the few with positive cash flow.
Mind you I still don’t know why the banks don’t just foreclose on Greece and fire the government. It would be cheaper to have all those [censored] on the dole instead of the payroll.
To me, it sounds like a candy bar meant to help people who are constipated.
I think this is what most Americans think about Brexit. As long as the monkey and the dynamite stay an ocean away, it’s really not that big a deal.
Yeah, it’s not like economic meltdown can cross oceans 🙂
Oh. Wait…
AAAaaand… the market is back.
[The opposite of the South Park episode]
Not cool, Adam.
Story of my life.
Not too late to do a Brexit joke? Heck, this joke is going to run for years! But I’m not sure us Brits will be laughing for much of it.
“A monkey with a lit stick of dynamite.” I KNEW Boris Johnson reminded me of something!
Seriously, “monkeys with lit sticks of dynamite” is the most accurate description of what it looks like that I’ve heard so far.
“Hey! Wanna light this dynamite?”
“No, I totally don’t want to. Plenty of doctors and dynamite-experts told me that it’s a bad idea to light dynamite you’re holding.”
“Pfft. Experts. Aren’t you just sick of listening to experts all the time? ‘Don’t light the dynamite. Look both ways before crossing the street. Stop drinking the liquid nitrogen.’ I say it’s time we stood up to those experts, and showed THEM a thing or two!”
“You know, you’re right. Let’s go light it!”
“…. great. Now we lit it. What do we do now?”
“I dunno! I didn’t think you actually were gonna DO it!”
“Well, you did it too!”
“Yeah, but I didn’t expect it to actually CATCH ON FIRE!!”
… and scene.
Tune in tomorrow as we watch some monkeys with lit sticks of dynamite staring at them in bafflement, with other monkeys who DIDN’T light their sticks of dynamite trying to figure out ways to not blow everything up. And a few monkeys going, “THIS IS SO COOL! THINGS GONNA GO BOOM!!” and drooling in a really creepy racist way.
Can I just note the chair in the fourth panel looks like there’s something wrong with Bug’s legs?
(Forgive me Adam, for I have sinned.)
“I dunno. All I know about Brexit is what I learned from watching John Oliver, and he already did the good jokes. ” You are even funny without pictures. Do you twitter? And the chair comment is a dissipator, not criticism good or bad, but useless distraction. it is hard to ignore things that dont matter though.
Thanks! You can follow me on Twitter: @bugmartini
Hey there, Adam. I’m stal- er, following you on Twitter now!
where’s today’s comic?
It’s Saturday. Adam doesn’t usually work on Saturdays. No more comics until Monday.
It’s kind of funny how a guy named “BugWikiGuy” wouldn’t know that…
But, then again, his name ISN’T ‘BugCalenderGuy’.
I’ve made that mistake, before.