Well, I guess it depends on which way the fuse is mounted:
When it goes off, it either keeps your place from taking further damage – or it will blow the whole thing up.
Thank god the English language uses the same word for two opposite things… #-)
wait till you get to the point where every major storm an every minor one you hope that the 200 foot tall oak trees fall over and crush your house. You know you are in trouble when you STOP worrying if the stove burner is left on and you stop worrying about an electric fire and start hoping FOR one. SOMEhow my dog managed to pull one of my flat pack fish tank heaters out of the quarantine tank and I was disapointed that the house didnt catch on fire.
Insurance. When I look at the work I have to do around this place, both in terms of building stuff and in terms of doing laundry and dishes and things, I start wondering how bad it would be if we got all the cats and people out, and then it blew up and we were just handed a check for the value of everything we own.
NOTE: The preceding comment is not to be taken in any legal proceedings to be evidence in any way of any insurance fraud to be perpetrated by the author of the comment.
Really.
Just thought I should mention that. There’s no particular reason that came to mind. Nothing I’m planning on doing or anything. Nope.
Well, I guess it depends on which way the fuse is mounted:
When it goes off, it either keeps your place from taking further damage – or it will blow the whole thing up.
Thank god the English language uses the same word for two opposite things… #-)
wait till you get to the point where every major storm an every minor one you hope that the 200 foot tall oak trees fall over and crush your house. You know you are in trouble when you STOP worrying if the stove burner is left on and you stop worrying about an electric fire and start hoping FOR one. SOMEhow my dog managed to pull one of my flat pack fish tank heaters out of the quarantine tank and I was disapointed that the house didnt catch on fire.
Before: Did I leave the iron on?
Now: Did I pay the insurance premium?
Gradual, continuous rot is the culprit… it’s like an explosion in extremely slow motion. So yeah, it happens eventually.
Can I have your burnt corpse? It would make a killer Halloween decoration. And a decent coat rack for the off-season.
Just remember the dry rub first – I love the smell of BBQ
See, that’s what’s wrong with kids today. I was just asking for someone’s burnt corpse and then you had to go and make it weird.
The explosion fuse is hidden in the wall behind the fuse box. The best way to access it is with a chainsaw.
(Disclaimer: Please don’t blow up your house while trying to keep your house from blowing up. I don’t want to go to jail.)
Don’t worry! Yes, your house will explode, but flooding will put out any fires.
Not valid in West Virginia.
Insurance. When I look at the work I have to do around this place, both in terms of building stuff and in terms of doing laundry and dishes and things, I start wondering how bad it would be if we got all the cats and people out, and then it blew up and we were just handed a check for the value of everything we own.
NOTE: The preceding comment is not to be taken in any legal proceedings to be evidence in any way of any insurance fraud to be perpetrated by the author of the comment.
Really.
Just thought I should mention that. There’s no particular reason that came to mind. Nothing I’m planning on doing or anything. Nope.
You should watch some house fire experiments. It’s actually very interesting and terrorfying to see it from spark to inferno.