Not sure if it was already said about new website, but the font size for comments and your comics description is enormous and should really be smaller.
I remember my first night in my house, 20 years ago, before I had any furniture to speak of;
I woke up in my sleeping bag on the floor to a faint, “Heee Haaww” – and it was the funniest thing I’d ever heard.
It’s those little things you don’t look at when in the process of buying.
I later found out that my particular neighbor also had; llamas, and an ostrich (and I live in Michigan).
Adam, please tell us the story of how you ended up in a situation where you had access to a stove, a young goat, a giant tub full of goat milk, and either a very strong impulse or a very strong bet. I understand how at one point you inevitably worshipped Voltron but boiling a young goat?
To put it bluntly, it means you can’t eat meat and dairy together. I’m definitely going to Hell since I love eating cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizzas D-=
Those are words he says after he makes the second set of tablets, when Moses breaks the first set of STONE TABLETS because Israelites can’t keep #1 and #2 for a couple weeks, even with Moses’ brother watching over them.
Anyway, these commandments come much after the original 10, Exodus chapter 34 instead of the ones in chapter 20.
Also, you missed some (Before and after what you have labeled I. ):
12Be careful not to make a treaty with those who live in the land where you are going, or they will be a snare among you. 13Break down their altars, smash their sacred stones and cut down their Asherah poles.a 14Do not worship any other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.
15“Be careful not to make a treaty with those who live in the land; for when they prostitute themselves to their gods and sacrifice to them, they will invite you and you will eat their sacrifices. 16And when you choose some of their daughters as wives for your sons and those daughters prostitute themselves to their gods, they will lead your sons to do the same.
That ‘snap’ is, of course, the sound of his wife, who just read the narration
I’m not sure if he has enough time to pack his bags now…
Not sure if it was already said about new website, but the font size for comments and your comics description is enormous and should really be smaller.
Also the buttons! Basically comic slightly bigger and everything else smaller. Otherwise looks nice.
Speaking of buttons, what happened to “random”?
I do enjoy that the demons in Hell say “heck.”
None of my neighbors have donkeys or oxen, so I’m covered.
Well, don’t you live in a boring neighborhood.
I remember my first night in my house, 20 years ago, before I had any furniture to speak of;
I woke up in my sleeping bag on the floor to a faint, “Heee Haaww” – and it was the funniest thing I’d ever heard.
It’s those little things you don’t look at when in the process of buying.
I later found out that my particular neighbor also had; llamas, and an ostrich (and I live in Michigan).
Could be worse. At least they didn’t have peacocks. How such a pretty bird could have the most horrific vocal noise in the entire animal kingdom.
Which set of commandments do you mean? The actual original commandments that everybody forgot about doesn’t say anything about murder, so have at it!
I. Thou shalt worship no other god.
II. Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.
III. The feast of unleavened bread thou shalt keep.
IV. Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest.
V. Thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest,
and the feast of ingathering at the year’s end.
VI. Thrice in the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord God.
VII. Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven.
VIII. Neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning.
IX. The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God.
X. Thou shalt not seethe a kid [ie, a young goat] in his mother’s milk.
Adam, please tell us the story of how you ended up in a situation where you had access to a stove, a young goat, a giant tub full of goat milk, and either a very strong impulse or a very strong bet. I understand how at one point you inevitably worshipped Voltron but boiling a young goat?
To put it bluntly, it means you can’t eat meat and dairy together. I’m definitely going to Hell since I love eating cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizzas D-=
Those are words he says after he makes the second set of tablets, when Moses breaks the first set of STONE TABLETS because Israelites can’t keep #1 and #2 for a couple weeks, even with Moses’ brother watching over them.
Anyway, these commandments come much after the original 10, Exodus chapter 34 instead of the ones in chapter 20.
Also, you missed some (Before and after what you have labeled I. ):
12Be careful not to make a treaty with those who live in the land where you are going, or they will be a snare among you. 13Break down their altars, smash their sacred stones and cut down their Asherah poles.a 14Do not worship any other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.
15“Be careful not to make a treaty with those who live in the land; for when they prostitute themselves to their gods and sacrifice to them, they will invite you and you will eat their sacrifices. 16And when you choose some of their daughters as wives for your sons and those daughters prostitute themselves to their gods, they will lead your sons to do the same.
Bear false witness? Something to do with dressing up as Teddy Ruxpin and lying in court, I think…
“Thou shalt not bear false witness” basically means don’t lie about others and don’t lie in court-like situations.
Thou Shalt not make a website that offends the fanbase.
0 and 10, eh?
If I didn’t know any better, I’d think this cartoon was intended to be a lead-in to talk about God’s grace!
What’s the point of commenting. That first comment was golden.