Do banks even still leave out unwrapped complementary sweets? Usually it’s a bowl of individually wrapped Halloween candy. Hm, still it would be sad to hope for your signifigant other to bring home some stolen necco wafers, only to be stuck with M&Ms or Snickers.
How about biting into what you THOUGH was a chocolate chip cookie only to get raisins? The struggle is real!
Anyhoo, I also am surprised your bank leaves out jellybeans. Mine just gives me a boot in the butt on the way out the door with a “see ya later, sucker!”
Also, RE: Some Guy’s comment above…necco wafers? Really? Over Snickers? Plain m&m’s, sure, but what about PEANUT?
Domino’s drivers don’t carry more than $20 though. So, $20 and a pizza, versus risk of going to jail. Yeah, I can see how that would be tempting.
I assume you are referring mainly to Domino’s drivers because the 30 minutes or it’s free thing was from Domino’s. Also, no more 30 minutes or it’s free due to a bad car wreck some years back.
Source: I’m a Domino’s driver who has never been mugged.
I love the way his hood has expressions, but maybe if the holes were better cut he could see the difference between jellybeans and M&Ms.
Do banks even still leave out unwrapped complementary sweets? Usually it’s a bowl of individually wrapped Halloween candy. Hm, still it would be sad to hope for your signifigant other to bring home some stolen necco wafers, only to be stuck with M&Ms or Snickers.
Wafers? ew.
Hooded-bug gets a lot of different jobs done in his hood. I could have sworn he was part of the KKK earlier. He’s just evil all ’round.
How about biting into what you THOUGH was a chocolate chip cookie only to get raisins? The struggle is real!
Anyhoo, I also am surprised your bank leaves out jellybeans. Mine just gives me a boot in the butt on the way out the door with a “see ya later, sucker!”
Also, RE: Some Guy’s comment above…necco wafers? Really? Over Snickers? Plain m&m’s, sure, but what about PEANUT?
Domino’s drivers don’t carry more than $20 though. So, $20 and a pizza, versus risk of going to jail. Yeah, I can see how that would be tempting.
I assume you are referring mainly to Domino’s drivers because the 30 minutes or it’s free thing was from Domino’s. Also, no more 30 minutes or it’s free due to a bad car wreck some years back.
Source: I’m a Domino’s driver who has never been mugged.
People have been shot for free*.
*as in, “Give me your money!!”
“I don’t have any money.”
*shot*
“That’s for wasting my time!”