Not a Dry Guy in the House
on January 31, 2017
at 11:23 pm
Thought of this while getting out of the shower yesterday morning. I don’t consider myself lazy, but I fantasize about being lazy.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
Why not just hire a nudist?
By definition, their core belief is to neither judge nor sexualize anybody based solely on appearance.
Because then Adam would have to look at his employees gross naked body?
… the job interview would be interesting, though. 😀
Oh, and while at work I could very much use some blabber blindness – or rather deafness.
Blow-drying robot?
but the electricity needed to power it would be dangerous near the water!
XP
You could always run it on an alternative power source like compressed air. Everyone always assumes things must be electrically powered.
Instead of an extension hose you just need an air line. What electronics you need powered can be sealed and either run on a battery or better yet a generator running on a Tesla turbine.
My fantasy is to have a blow drying room I can step in after showering. Much more efficient too 😉
How about having the shower itself being a blow drying room?
I was thinking building the shower stall as a scaled up version of those tornado machines.
OOH! And those roller brushes that go along the side of your car for soaping up your body!
A box fan heater and some duct tape – laziness request sorted! and no blind guy required. 😀
Or just get a couple space heaters with fans on them. Maybe just regular fans for the summer.
(I actually use the latter sometimes.)
In some countries… the towel racks heat up and you can have a warm towel when you get out of the bath… I think that’s a better solution. Kinda like to avoid the whole sparky-electrocutie thing.
Electrocutie. I’m totally gonna use that if I ever have a robot girlfriend.
You still don’t?
My first thought was “wow, just because he’s blind doesn’t mean he’s some kind of drooling moron.” Then I realized the guy in panel 2 isn’t blind and that’s a look of disgust. :p
Pay them enough and they won’t care if you look like Jabba the Hutt with acne.