The difficulty here is that the Girl Scouts eventually saw their selling power and the innate ability of cute girl scout happily selling you cookies and translated that to more substantial items. First, it was Apple products, then Android products, then bigger household items, then got into real estate, first residential then commerical, bought CBRE, then went in big into financials and bought JP Morgan (now known as JP ThinMints), and corned the chocolate and sugar commodities markets…. well, after those bubbles burst, it was the beginning of the NoCampFire ages, which we are just getting around to fully documenting… a sad tale of avarice and control and too many Savannah Smiles.
I was a girl scout. We earned money from cookie sales and holding over night camps for brownies and stuff. The money we earned went into our girl scout account, which we could use to go to camps, or take troop trips to an international girl guide center. Like the one we took to “Our Cabana” in MEXICO. Running to Mexico won’t save you, filthy cookie thief!
Personally, I prefer the lemon ones (Savannah Smiles? I just looked it up, so I hope so).
Wouldn’t it be more like…
Wuiiilderness Girrrls!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6FcSVd9EeA
Tagalongs FTW.
The difficulty here is that the Girl Scouts eventually saw their selling power and the innate ability of cute girl scout happily selling you cookies and translated that to more substantial items. First, it was Apple products, then Android products, then bigger household items, then got into real estate, first residential then commerical, bought CBRE, then went in big into financials and bought JP Morgan (now known as JP ThinMints), and corned the chocolate and sugar commodities markets…. well, after those bubbles burst, it was the beginning of the NoCampFire ages, which we are just getting around to fully documenting… a sad tale of avarice and control and too many Savannah Smiles.
Thin Mints are delicious, aren’t they? Hilarious comic as usual, Adam. I especially like the added touch of the ripped sash in the last panel.
Thanks. Figured someone would notice that bit.
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCO4j4MrxE
Wednesday Addams is the best.
That’s why Thin Mints are packaged in those convenient single-serving sleeves
I like the implication that the Scouts somehow have jurisdiction anywhere!
I was a girl scout. We earned money from cookie sales and holding over night camps for brownies and stuff. The money we earned went into our girl scout account, which we could use to go to camps, or take troop trips to an international girl guide center. Like the one we took to “Our Cabana” in MEXICO. Running to Mexico won’t save you, filthy cookie thief!
https://www.wagggs.org/en/our-world/world-centres/our-cabana/
If I’m ever around a sleeve of thin mints it’s like feeding them into a wood chipper.
Samoas…oh yeah,I could eat a million of them!