Only yesterday I learned about a bird called the Bullockornis, also known as the “Demon Duck of Doom”. Very happy there’s a few million years between me and it.
Oh God, I’m *that* guy… Please excuse me for the pedantry below, I can’t help it.
It’s been commonly accepted that a lot of dinosaurs, the velociraptors included, were feathery. Also, they were about the size of a turkey. The dinos we see called “velociraptors” in Jurassic Parc are modelized after the deinonychus, but larger than their real counterparts (they were about waist high) and without their feathers (that they also had).
An emu on a perch? They weigh up to 40 kg and are almost as tall as an adult human…
Well then you better use some supports to secure it and not cheap out on a low quality perch.
Emus are A) huge and B) flightless, you bloody clueless Yanky tit.
Yep, that’s the joke exactly for those who need to have it spelled out. Now allow me to spell the Y-word for you: Y-A-N-K-E-E.
Swing and a miss, Tassy
Not his fault.
American is a foreign language after all.
It isn’t something locally spoken, much less written out, like English.
you realize, of course, that Yankee is a term originating in England
Or a llama!
Now I really want to see this emu of your that perches on your shoulder while you feed it emu snacks.
Having a pet emu is possible. Having a giant perch for it is a bit of “ostrich”
*groan* Please tell me you’ve filled your quokka for the day.
Ha!
Oh man. *Slow clap*
Could have been worse. If he’d had a Cassowary, he would have had a large, flightless, Australian MURDER BIRD. A Velociraptor in feathery drag.
“Do not taunt happy fun cassowary”
Only yesterday I learned about a bird called the Bullockornis, also known as the “Demon Duck of Doom”. Very happy there’s a few million years between me and it.
Oh God, I’m *that* guy… Please excuse me for the pedantry below, I can’t help it.
It’s been commonly accepted that a lot of dinosaurs, the velociraptors included, were feathery. Also, they were about the size of a turkey. The dinos we see called “velociraptors” in Jurassic Parc are modelized after the deinonychus, but larger than their real counterparts (they were about waist high) and without their feathers (that they also had).
🙂 Hooray! I’m finally caught up.
Welcome to the present!