Throw a Funky Wrench in the Works
on June 28, 2017
at 2:26 am
This originally started out as a strip where I stated that I considered myself a fairly groovy fellow. I changed it when I realized that wasn’t true at all.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
So much self reflection. It’s amazing.
“I am the genie of Funk! Everybody get down!”
I didn’t even know there was a funk bus. Is that the replacement for the magic bus?
The only magic bus I ever saw was for school. Yes it was short.
A nebbish is someone who, when they come into a room, make it feel as though someone left. So when Bug comes in, the funk leaves.
Does that mean the Parliament song “Tear the Roof off the Sucker” is about Bug’s entrance?
But…but… goat cheese is good, and not stinky funky. Now Limburger…bluuurrgh.
Feta.
On a salad, with black olives, etc., or in enchiladas or tacos. I’m drooling here, excuse me while I clean up the keyboard.
Leave it out for a while, in a bus, with no air condition.
Guaranteed funkiness.
To paraphrase Groucho Marx, “I wouldn’t want to be on any bus that would have me as a passenger.”