I’m interested in numbers 1 through 6, which I assume are things like “American food”, “Americans”, etc. I live in Utah, where it’s about 100 F every day, so I see your point.
Reason #7: 15°C and colder is my comfort zone, and America in general is hotter than Canada
Reason #6: It is impossible for me to be comfortable in a country where #EveryoneIsArmed can legally be #TruthInTelevision
Reason #5: Political candidates aside, the American election process strikes me as daft compared to the Canadian process (assuming I have been properly informed)
Reason #4: Canada already has a few branches of New York Fries
Reason #3: All my relatives who have been to America can get free drinks by playing up Canadian stereotypes… and I’m #TheTeetotaler
Reason #2: Last I heard, my ex is in America, and that’s not the kind of thing you want to confirm or disprove firsthand
Reason #1: A Canadian accent and Canadian spelling habits might as well be a neon “mock me” sign above my head.
7: 15°C = 59°F. Visit in late fall and enjoy the beautiful colors.
6: “Everyone” is an exaggeration.
5: A lot of us think the same thing, but it’s not exactly like you could take part in it anyway, right? (Yeah, visitors miss out on all the fun *l*.)
4: …Never heard of it.
3: Leaving that one alone.
2: We’re a big country. You’d pretty much have to know where she is and go there on purpose to run into her/him/them/it/whatever.
1: Only if you’re in a crowd of idiots. (Me, I’m curious to hear more non-Newfoundland accents from Up North. The LoadingReadyRun guys are Canadian but aside from “been” and “process” I think they sound just like me… which sucks because my accent is boring.)
In short: Don’t give in to stereptypes. Remember, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are from here too.
Don’t beat yourself up because you forgot to neutralize one when you’ve already neutralized another in the same point. It’s not even like you’re wrong.
This is bat country. Just in case you wanted to know what the flaming skulls are afraid of. Don’t pull off to the side of the road or stop in the open, best not to slow down under 70 until you get to your destination. Even if you have a suitcase full of pistols.
If you put the legal pot you bought in the bag with the brownie ingredients you can eat your pot brownies in public and nobody will know! (Just eat fast before they spontaneously combust!)
People keep saying, “But it’s a dry heat.” That would make it better, at a given temperature, than the swampy air in the DC suburbs today, but 116° is still too freakin’ hot. I don’t want to need oven mitts to drive my car.
Try Saint George, Utah. The Mormon “Swearing Apostle” said that if he had a house in Saint George and a house in Hell, that he would sell the house in Saint George and move to Hell. Also, Las Vegas will fry you in the summer and freeze you in the winter.
When you start hallucinating video game villains, that’s probably the heat stroke talking. You should go inside one of those nice cool air conditioned buildings.
You think Vegas is hot? Go to Redding, CA in July/August. We use seatbelt buckets as branding irons. I’ve all last heard that, yeah, Phoenix is warmish…
the 2000 ad las vegas judges are the coolest american judges because they have capes which is cooler then all the other judges i know in america though scottish ones are the best. cool helmets a rapier (or is it foil?) and they wear a kilt!
Well, it *is* in a desert…
Also, now you know that patrolling the Mojave (almost) makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
i will punch you
Reason #7 for me to never visit America.
But then there are places like Buffalo ….. Uhhhh, yeah, lets just keep moving along here.
But really, there are nice places to visit in the states, too bad you have to go past the STASI rejects to get there though.
I’m interested in numbers 1 through 6, which I assume are things like “American food”, “Americans”, etc. I live in Utah, where it’s about 100 F every day, so I see your point.
Reason #7: 15°C and colder is my comfort zone, and America in general is hotter than Canada
Reason #6: It is impossible for me to be comfortable in a country where #EveryoneIsArmed can legally be #TruthInTelevision
Reason #5: Political candidates aside, the American election process strikes me as daft compared to the Canadian process (assuming I have been properly informed)
Reason #4: Canada already has a few branches of New York Fries
Reason #3: All my relatives who have been to America can get free drinks by playing up Canadian stereotypes… and I’m #TheTeetotaler
Reason #2: Last I heard, my ex is in America, and that’s not the kind of thing you want to confirm or disprove firsthand
Reason #1: A Canadian accent and Canadian spelling habits might as well be a neon “mock me” sign above my head.
Are you a polar bear?
I feel like your missing a lot by just writing off the whole country. But oh well, your decision.
I’m also not one for tourism at all, but that’s less a “reason not to visit America” so much as a “reason to never leave Canada”.
7: 15°C = 59°F. Visit in late fall and enjoy the beautiful colors.
6: “Everyone” is an exaggeration.
5: A lot of us think the same thing, but it’s not exactly like you could take part in it anyway, right? (Yeah, visitors miss out on all the fun *l*.)
4: …Never heard of it.
3: Leaving that one alone.
2: We’re a big country. You’d pretty much have to know where she is and go there on purpose to run into her/him/them/it/whatever.
1: Only if you’re in a crowd of idiots. (Me, I’m curious to hear more non-Newfoundland accents from Up North. The LoadingReadyRun guys are Canadian but aside from “been” and “process” I think they sound just like me… which sucks because my accent is boring.)
In short: Don’t give in to stereptypes. Remember, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are from here too.
I forgot to de-assume the “she” in #2. Shoot me now.
Don’t beat yourself up because you forgot to neutralize one when you’ve already neutralized another in the same point. It’s not even like you’re wrong.
This is bat country. Just in case you wanted to know what the flaming skulls are afraid of. Don’t pull off to the side of the road or stop in the open, best not to slow down under 70 until you get to your destination. Even if you have a suitcase full of pistols.
Ironically enough, it actually means “The meadows”.
You should come to Phoenix, where it is so hot that they named it after a bird that spontaneously bursts into flame.
If you put the legal pot you bought in the bag with the brownie ingredients you can eat your pot brownies in public and nobody will know! (Just eat fast before they spontaneously combust!)
People keep saying, “But it’s a dry heat.” That would make it better, at a given temperature, than the swampy air in the DC suburbs today, but 116° is still too freakin’ hot. I don’t want to need oven mitts to drive my car.
Try Saint George, Utah. The Mormon “Swearing Apostle” said that if he had a house in Saint George and a house in Hell, that he would sell the house in Saint George and move to Hell. Also, Las Vegas will fry you in the summer and freeze you in the winter.
When you start hallucinating video game villains, that’s probably the heat stroke talking. You should go inside one of those nice cool air conditioned buildings.
I think you are obviously lying about how incompetent you are here adam.
You think Vegas is hot? Go to Redding, CA in July/August. We use seatbelt buckets as branding irons. I’ve all last heard that, yeah, Phoenix is warmish…
Also, not “all last”…Stoopid predictive text
the 2000 ad las vegas judges are the coolest american judges because they have capes which is cooler then all the other judges i know in america though scottish ones are the best. cool helmets a rapier (or is it foil?) and they wear a kilt!