It could feel odd to join the National Grenade Association if you have only a potato, saving up for the potato launcher. So, it seems reasonable to be to arm yourself properly before attempting to join a weapon fanciers club.
Yes, but you would reasonably decide that you -want- to join the -NGA-, and -then- get your grenades in order. I don’t quite understand what kind of thought process would go “I want to join a specialized association” -> “one Iron Bomber, please” -> “now, WHICH specialized organization shall I join?”
The headquarters of the NRA are a giant building off of a major highway in northern Virginia that’s like 30 stories tall. I know this because I get to flick it off every time I go by it.
The HQ of the NRA used to be a warehouse in MD near US 1, but that was a long time ago. The company I used to work for moved in after they left, presumably for northern VA. During the remodeling process, weapons were discovered hidden in the walls.
You might want to consider joining the ATF, or the NSA, or the FBI. In fact, I think they’ve already put together a “Welcome Wagon” team, and they should be pulling up in front of your domicile – or all around it – any time now! Good Luck!
“Now that I have a grenade launcher”
Most people get their desired organizations in order and THEN get their Demoman gear.
It could feel odd to join the National Grenade Association if you have only a potato, saving up for the potato launcher. So, it seems reasonable to be to arm yourself properly before attempting to join a weapon fanciers club.
Yes, but you would reasonably decide that you -want- to join the -NGA-, and -then- get your grenades in order. I don’t quite understand what kind of thought process would go “I want to join a specialized association” -> “one Iron Bomber, please” -> “now, WHICH specialized organization shall I join?”
I ate my grenades.
You’re the best, Lestes. That was a good one.
When you own a grenade launcher, you get to make your own organization. Or, so I’ve heard.
Also, it’s prudent to become at least an associate member of the local Grenade Association. Worth it just for the discounts on ammo.
The headquarters of the NRA are a giant building off of a major highway in northern Virginia that’s like 30 stories tall. I know this because I get to flick it off every time I go by it.
The HQ of the NRA used to be a warehouse in MD near US 1, but that was a long time ago. The company I used to work for moved in after they left, presumably for northern VA. During the remodeling process, weapons were discovered hidden in the walls.
The only way to stop a bad guy with a grenade launcher is a good guy with a grenade launcher….
You don’t like that the NGA’s room may explode – but you don’t have a problem doing the same to some nice old ladies book club?
I guess I’d keep quiet about it, until my neighbors have their next party at midnight.
Are you the Mad Midnight Bomber that bombs only at midnight because he gets really ticked off?
Spooooon!!!!
I’d go with the opposite approach. Let them know you have it and there probably won’t be any midnight parties.
And if anything explodes, they’ll all point at you. Because you’re well known for owning a grenade launcher.
When all you have is a grenade launcher, everything looks in need of remodeling.
I like how you’re just casually dropping a line that you have a grenade launcher like that’s perfectly normal.
…you don’t?
SO IT WAS YOU
When you have a grenade launcher, every organization’s door is open* to you.
* If by “open” you mean that the door is no longer an impediment to your entry.
You might want to consider joining the ATF, or the NSA, or the FBI. In fact, I think they’ve already put together a “Welcome Wagon” team, and they should be pulling up in front of your domicile – or all around it – any time now! Good Luck!
Love the finger pointing out of the door. How expressive can a few lines get?